Better suction right

Also congrats I’ve screenshotted your very clever and satirical comment and now I’m going to send it to select friends with no context 🙏 have a good night

My nuclear uncle, they said, very good, and the thing is once you say you’re, a, you know, and they never, but I was, and I was the first to do it, uncle, nucular uncle

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Fuck I forgot about this 🤦‍♂️

I do keep thinking about how the USA probably sees itself as ‘fortress Egypt’, but it’s kinda probably more like the Hittite empire idk*

*this involved and deeply flawed analogy was brought to you by squarespace do you or your buddies need a website or domain in that case you should

Fuck I wish I got this excited for anything

Very based confirmation this is good news

🤔 have you got receipts ?

Unfortunately it’s ai sorry to be the bearer of bad news

The lame hdmi vs the super rad displayport

and now for something completely different

zoimmnnggg

Any idea who it’s by? Reminds me of a few things but I’m not sure any are an exact match

Hmm this is interesting perhaps I should leave a sign out asking them to stay off the path after 10pm so I don’t tread on the poor buggers when I put the bins out 🤔

Well…… uhhmmm……. Excuse me

Yeah trump has “investigated” bill clinton very thoroughly, already

Somebody go get the ‘don’t threaten me with a good time’ sign

Perhaps sir would enjoy a small shrubbery?

The figure I remember was like +1600% but now I can’t remember if I’m making that up