lol until you find someone taking the kids to school and then killing from 9 to 5 you won’t be happy
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anon@lemm.eeto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•How easy or hard is it to hire a Hitman? I have seen movies basically where its just walking into a bar and asking. I also read news reports of so and so asking for a hitman. Can someone enlighten me?22·2 years ago
you may have yourself checked, you may be a dork, which is a nerd without marketable abilities
anon@lemm.eeto Technology@lemmy.world•Netflix officially removes Basic - the cheapest ad-free tierEnglish651·2 years agoNetflix didn’t fuck their monopoly up. They just didn’t have an eternal technological moat. Their monopoly had an expiration date which is why they shifted to content generation.
Nowadays the problem they face is that there isn’t enough people on the planet to grow forever, so in order to keep growing they have to squeeze harder.
Their content is terrible tough, there they did drop the ball.
anon@lemm.eeto politics @lemmy.world•Joe Biden suddenly cancels speech, tests positive for COVID2·2 years agomaybe it’s an act of god or maybe they got someone sick to cough on his glass, but the thing from god is also possible
can’t they just slap a big mustache on obama and make him run again
there’s a saying in spanish, it’s not the same to call the lion than seeing it coming.
I’ll believe a stage 4 cancer survivor if they say that they don’t fear death, the rest, no so much.
dangerous?
I’m not from the us
anon@lemm.eeto News@lemmy.world•Gunshots reportedly fired at Donald Trump rally - as former president rushed off stage51·2 years agoI don’t think the person you are replying to thinks there are innocent bystanders at a trump rally
anon@lemm.eeto News@lemmy.world•Gunshots reportedly fired at Donald Trump rally - as former president rushed off stage43·2 years agoso it’s just an attendance issue that he won one and lost one, or fraud?
anon@lemm.eeto Nostalgia@lemmy.world•Salad Fingers turned 20 this week and there’s a new episode out to commemorate itEnglish31·2 years agowhat a kick in the balls is that store promo at the start. it breaks the whole atmosphere. I mean I get it, they want money, but it’s awful
anon@lemm.eeto Bisexual@lemmy.world•Steam allowing curators to promote homophobia.English35·2 years agoBasically the correct play here is to force bigots to be closeted bigots, make them deal with what LGBTQ+ people have endured
I agree with the sentiment but I don’t think you are being completely honest with yourself. Churches are the worst offenders in this whole deal, yet for some reason pastors, priests and their congregations go about merrily with their lives. Going for some idiots while these engines of hate keep working is wasting your efforts. Churches should be permanently vandalized and people should be protesting outside, shaming anyone who goes in there. Why are they getting away with it?
go tell the dude doing the sitting and smiling stream about the algorithm.
not every creator cares unconditionally about it
give your kids your first name. that way they can verify it forever and so on as long as they keep the tradition and last name alive.
anon@lemm.eeto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I don't know which one of you needed this information, but you're welcome.2·2 years agodunno. not a reggae expert but the mastering is pretty good, it sounds great on my system
anon@lemm.eeto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I don't know which one of you needed this information, but you're welcome.41·2 years agoI came here to laugh but that slaps. the chick singing is pretty damn good
anon@lemm.eeto Programming@programming.dev•Today, Reddit forcibly removed me (and everyone else) as mods of /r/iOSProgramming, a subreddit of about 130k users. I was keeping the sub private / NSFW | Tanner B 🦕🧁 (@objc@mastodon.social)441·3 years agowhen I started with mobile apps google was easy and apple was a problem.
nowadays apple is very clear on what they allow and what they don’t and it’s possible to go back and forth with them to get something approved.
google is trying their hard to be as strict as apple while putting 0 of the effort in to correct problems. not to mention that android is a fucking piece of garbage to maintain. you have like 4 deadlines per year, you need to update this or that thing or your app won’t work on this or that device, or the deprecation deadline for fucking safetynet arrives and they take two weeks to repair the google play integrity service.
anon@lemm.eeto Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•It would appear lemmy.world has blocked this communityEnglish9·3 years agoI’m fairly new, what are the tools?
It’s always good to point out that that is philosophy, not science (neither political or any other kind).
https://youtu.be/BiqDZlAZygU?t=306 rowan atkinson (mr bean) has an interesting opinion about it, I’d recommend watching the whole video.
anon@lemm.eeto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is something really stupid you purchased that turned out far better than expected?7·3 years agothis thing has given me full independence. no more begging for back scratches.
don’t starve adventure mode
this cute little game took me years to beat. souls games don’t even come close to it (and I love them very much)
it will throw a wrench into your plans at every step. the designers seem to have worked closely with psychiatrists to make you think you have figured it out only to destroy again and again and again