Even that is too much for his current mental capacity. Briefings now consist entirely of Hegseth and Vance going FWOOOSHHH and KABLOOEY with their mouths while running around the oval office with their arms spread open, pretending to be warplanes.
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andallthat@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Hegseth claims Iran ‘begged’ for ceasefire after US and Tehran agree to two-week pauseEnglish7·1 day ago
andallthat@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Cost of Trump’s Iran war is now estimated to be $500 million a dayEnglish4·1 day agoOr a whole medium-sized AI datacenter!
andallthat@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Sam Altman’s coworkers say he can barely code and misunderstands basic machine learning concepts10·1 day agoIt’s not unusual for founders in highly technical fields to have a good level of expertise in that field. Not mandatory but if you look at Alexandr Wang (scale AI, former engineer), Dario Amodei (Anthropic, AI researcher), Michael Truell (Cursor, computer scientist and International Olympiad in Informatics medalist) the expectation is not unreasonable.
The sales people generally take over later.
andallthat@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Honda President After Visiting Chinese Auto Supplier:'We Have No Chance Against This'English6·1 day agonot at all, I’m holding on to my old car because I hate the idea of a car becoming hardware to sell me subscription services, a hard-to-repair mass of electronics that I (mostly) don’t need or actively find annoying, and a privacy nightmare, instead of just being a mean for me to move from point A to point B
andallthat@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Claude AI down: Anthropic users hit with errors as chatbot goes offlineEnglish52·1 day agoWaiting for the Anthropic PR saying that the outage was due to their new Claude Mythos model trying to escape confinement and being so powerful that it brought the whole Anthropic down.
andallthat@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.ml•Iran threatens ‘complete and utter annihilation’ of OpenAI's $30B Stargate AI data center in Abu Dhabi — regime posts video with satellite imagery of ChatGPT-maker's premier 1GW data center13·3 days agoIf this wasn’t so tragically real, it would be almost fun to see these grown ass super serious people on both sides sound like they are cutting a promo for a wrasslin’ match.
They don’t destroy and murder. No, they devastate, they bring back to the stone age, they utterly annihilate. Is this a performance? Or is the whole world now in the hands of complete idiots?
andallthat@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft says Copilot is for entertainment purposes only, not serious use — firm pushing AI hard to consumers and businesses tells users not to rely on it for important adviceEnglish70·4 days agoIf it works, it’s thanks to us. If it doesn’t, it’s your fault.
andallthat@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Humiliated Trump Storms Out of Catastrophic SCOTUS Hearing51·8 days agoThe famous “never wrestle with a pig…” quote was meant as a warning, but Trump made it his motto.
He’s probably going to have it added in Gold letters to his family crest (a disgusted eagle carrying a golden diaper in its talons)
andallthat@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Haters gonna hate’: A top FEMA official defends his claim that he was teleported2·8 days agoNot to speak of the lizard-woman dressed as a hooker blowing alien white powder straight up his nose
andallthat@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•'Go get your own oil!' Trump tells UK the US won't 'help you anymore' in furious rantEnglish17·8 days agoYes please, stop helping. And thank you! See? I didn’t forget to say it.
But really, you have done more than enough. A LOT more. Some would say you have done way too much. Get on your couch, turn on the tv, order a Big Mac and please, please, stop helping.
andallthat@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•'Go get your own oil!' Trump tells UK the US won't 'help you anymore' in furious rantEnglish11·9 days agohey, I’m a certified idiot and even I can’t take any more of this! I have these primal instincts of trying to stay alive and reproduce, and I find that my chances at both are highly correlated with being decent to the other members of my race (humans, I mean). No brain, no problem!
andallthat@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•‘Trans People Are a Myth’: Idaho Republicans Pass Extreme Bathroom Ban Carrying 5-Year Prison Sentence10·10 days agoI wouldn’t want to go in an extreme bathroom anyway. Sounds gross.
If the law said I don’t exists I would go and rob a bank instead… Nobody would believe them
andallthat@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•A million new SpaceX satellites will destroy the night sky — for everyone on EarthEnglish10·14 days agoNow I’m curious. Can a satellite fly over a country without permission? I know that an aircraft can’t. How far up from the Earth’s surface does sovereignity end?
andallthat@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Welcome to America! Trump names ‘manosphere’ troll as tourism envoy3·15 days agoNo, no, Adams is plural for Adam Adam
andallthat@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Stephen Miller is pushing states to stop educating undocumented childrenEnglish32·15 days agowhy all the hate? He’s just trying to help immigrants integrate with the locals
andallthat@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says ‘I think we’ve achieved AGI’English14·16 days ago“my chatbot told me so!”
andallthat@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Iran denies Trump's claims: 'We reject all negotiations – US has failed and Hormuz will remain closed'English2·16 days agothe thing is we in the rest of the world are in the middle of a gun fight between two gangs. We like neither of them much at this point but really wish they’d stop shooting everywhere and their bosses just go resolve their issues with knives in a dark alley or something.
andallthat@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•The US bans all new foreign-made network routersEnglish5·16 days agowell, Trump has a worryingly faint and ever-changing idea of where the USA borders end…
next time you or your mom have a cake you wish disappeared without a trace call me. I’m a… AI researcher