Like y’all never heard of Passenger of Shit
Mr. Semi
I drive trucks and talk shit.
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Sure, fuck up some innocent trucker’s day, and possibly take his life too.
Oh hey, did you know that being involved in an accident while holding a commercial driver’s license is one of the few times that a US Citizen has no presumption of innocence in the criminal justice system?
The bar that must be cleared is not “are you at fault” but instead “could you have done anything to prevent this”
So you say another driver crossed the median and plowed into you, head on? Well, if you happen to be driving a car and were in your own lane, you’re completely in the clear.
If you were driving a truck, WELL!
Does anybody think you maybe had enough time to see it coming and swerve to avoid it?
Hm, did you really spend enough time inspecting your truck that morning? If you had taken 20 minutes instead of 15 to kick your tires and check your fluids and lights, you know you wouldn’t have been there when that car lost control…
In fact, let’s pull up your entire logbook history and see if we can find any indication that you’ve never once in your life made a single mistake. Shows a tendency toward carelessness, that does.
Yeah, we think you could have done better. Enjoy your civil and criminal penalties for something you had absolutely no control over.
Think about that when you see those giant “INJURED BY A TRUCK? CALL OUR LAW FIRM!” Billboards all over every metro area.
Oh you think that’s bullshit?
I was legally parked along the curb in front of a warehouse, waiting in line to check in. A guy riding a motorcycle at well over twice the speed limit came around the curve, lost control and hit the back of my trailer.
He sued ME. His lawyer argued that I should have known better than to park on that part of the curb where sight would be limited by the curve for other traffic on the road.
Rather than fight it in court, my insurance just settled with him.
Man, it’s always blisteringly repulsive how quickly people on Lemmy go all in on body shaming those they disagree with.
Mr. Semi@lemmy.worldto Optimists Unite@reddthat.com•Scotland legalizes water cremation, giving families a greener third optionEnglish2·23 days agoMmm… Soup
Sir I believe that’s a pog
Mr. Semi@lemmy.worldto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•The bear on the Bern (Switzerland) coat of arms will keep its penis despite pressure to remove it.English4·29 days agoAnd in modern toilets
Easy bet would last longer than a lettuce
Mr. Semi@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.ca•Why do autistic people often look younger or agesless?English2·1 month agoStoneface. No smile lines if you don’t smile. Same for frown lines.
Barenziah could have used that warning…
Bedbugs have entered the chat.
Mr. Semi@lemmy.worldto Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal@discuss.online•Pumpkin (2026-03-07)English8·1 month agoPumpkins are a new world species. Cinderella takes place after 1500.
Also Corn, Tomatoes, Potatoes, Turkeys, Tobacco, Sweet Potatoes, and Syphilis are all imports from the Americas.
Horses evolved in North America, spread to Asia, then weirdly went extinct in their original range before being reintroduced by Europeans. Native Americans did not have horses before colonization.
Mr. Semi@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Waffle House bans Florida candidate for governor, he saysEnglish141·1 month agoThere’s different types of trespass.
When people say “criminal trespass” as a verb, it is referencing a specific subset of trespass, that being you have been specifically told not to enter or to leave, as you stated.
This generally applies to businesses or other places where you would expect to be allowed by default.
Just entering someone’s private property without explicit permission, like cutting across their yard while on a walk, is also trespass, even if you have not been specifically told not to. Generally a second degree misdemeanor.
Entering a dwelling without explicit permission, even without breaking and entering, is a different kind of trespass that is generally a first degree misdemeanor.
Using “criminal trespass” as a verb is common for the type where you have been specifically singled out and warned off, most often by a business, and I personally feel it’s a stupid use of language but it is how people talk.
Mr. Semi@lemmy.worldto news@lemmings.world•Why Tennesse's clocks still change despite law to make daylight saving time permanentEnglish5·1 month agoIt doesn’t give anybody more light. The entire concept is ridiculous. The numbers on a clock are entirely arbitrary and there is not one single reason that we shouldn’t all be running on a unified clock worldwide.
“It doesn’t feel right to start my day at 7pm, even if that’s when the Sun rises.”
Well guess what, a huge portion of today’s work force isn’t working on a 9-5 schedule anyway. It would solve an absolutely enormous number of problems to have everybody working on the same clock, and suffer from the singular drawback of some dipshits hating it because it’s different from what they grew up with.
iPhone has 30% global market share. Losing another 15% to desktop users, most especially business users who will have chrome required by their IT department makes perfect sense
I ran into some app a while back that required 2fa “text you a code” to log in every time.
If you put in the wrong password, it still sent you the 2fa… Which it would accept for login.
I’m honestly not sure if it ever even checked the password.