Hell, I’d teach for free if I didn’t have to worry about rent.

Now I’m imagining him putting his finger on her forehead and physically trying to swipe her out of his life.

It’s too late to swipe left.

It’s probably a magazine that’s associated with some kind of clothing store. It says on the cover that the articles in the magazine are for sale in the store.

1. ケチャップをよこせ！
2. ケチャップをくれよ！
3. ケチャップを、今すぐ！
4. ケチャップがどうしても必要だ！
5. ケチャップをくれ、さもないと殺すぞ！
6. ケチャップ野郎は誰だ？ケチャップを持ってこい！
7. ケチャップが出るまであと３秒。その後、クソ野郎どもを殺し始めるぞ！
8. お前は私のケチャップ奴隷だ。今すぐケチャップをくれ、さもないとお前の家族を殺すぞ。お願いします。

Using 私 in example 8 instead of オレ様 might look like a mistake but you have to understand that this is formal Japanese. In these sorts of situations everyone is armed to the teeth and one wrong word can lead to a massacre.

One time while attending a nomikai I drank before my senior and was beaten within an inch of my life. As they were about to finish me off with a rocket launcher my senpai swallowed a grenade on my behalf, excused himself and blew up outside the izakaya, this was fortunately enough for the senior to spare my life.

I am forever indebted to Suzuki-san for his noble sacrifice. Please use the above phrases well and you might survive and even thrive in Japan.

I’m writing this message from my hospital bed where I am waiting to have 50 chopsticks removed from my rectum (unrelated incident). Thank you again, Suzuki-san. I know you are watching over me from above in heaven.

Now I’m wondering how they make money to buy pizzas

The only thing I’m wondering about is how they can cook pizzas in the sewer without getting carbon monoxide poisoning. Or do they buy regular pizzas and add the jellybeans later?

Bruh, America was fucked from the start. Let’s not forget what they did to Native Americans. The Nazi’s weren’t being taken in, they were coming home.

That frame is sullied. It must go.

You’re taking it way too literal. Some women think it’s romantic when you ask their father for permission to marry them. If she wants you to do this, she’ll likely tell you. The same way you’d discuss whether she wants her father to walk her down the aisle. These practices aren’t necessarily bad or toxic.

If you are in a healthy committed relationship you talk about these sorts of things, there’s no right or wrong. On the other hand, I do agree with you that it would be really weird and creepy to ask a father permission to marry his daughter behind her back.

I think the two of you should get married.

I don’t know, people said the same about videocard prices during the crypto boom, the 2020 shortage and every time prices just went up. I doubt prices will go down

Brazil is a weird place.

Sounds like you need a riksha.

“The trajectory of your ship has changed because a critical windows update rebooted your ship during launch. You are now heading directly into the sun. Press the task bar for a list of AI suggested solutions.”

-Ground control

We didn’t even have hay bales, we would just set each other on fire.

Personally I’m more of a fan of The Morechebs and Wise show.

I’m twelve and going through puberty and struggling to find a community and understand the other sex. My parents don’t pay much attention to me and I’m not doing very well in school. Most of my ideas about masculinity come from clips from tv shows I saw on tiktok and various youtubers.

I’m being downvoted because of my somewhat troubling comments and instead of getting the help I need I’m driven further down the alt-right pipeline and become more alienated. Soon I’ll leave reddit and move to 4chan or some weird discord.

I’ll continue to become more radicalized until I finally break and commit some horrible crime. See you on the news in about five years!

Bee Joe Rogan is going hard on ivermectin

I doxxed you by accident