They were around yesterday. It’s a case of hare today, gone tomorrow.

Hopefully by that point there’ll be a new mugshot to put up. Or have “Incarcerated” in big red letters over it.

I listened to a steampunk opera years ago where the thing they were all fighting over was called an MCG. It took reading the writers notes afterwards for me to realise it was literally a MCGuffin, I did not feel smart that day.

Is he a Møøse in disguise?

Another sacred unbreakable pinky promise?

Build up with an unsatisfying ending? I’m sure Ivan the Apprentice can relate.

Exposure therapy joke: Him exposing himself.
At least that’s how it makes sense to me.

Welp, that was fun, ready for the new setting next session?

Didn’t realise we were looking at the back of her head and thought she was actually a doppleganger with a weird blobby eye and mouth.

As Rimmer said after kicking the grim reaper in the balls: Remember, only the good die young.

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Uncles: Close enough to be an obligation invite, distant enough that they aren’t around and doing that stuff all the time. Perfect scapegoat.

Rudolph has to lead a top team of elves to rescue Santa from a cell beneath the remains of the east wing, “It’s A Very White House Christmas”.

AIMOZILLA

Sounds like a kaiju with a sniper rifle.

Of course, each round technically involves every chracter moving, sooo, maybe grab a drink and a notepad?

“Oh God” is a prayer right? In that cases she was praying again and again and again.

Pies that are lesbian? So many questions.

My American history is not great, what did end the great depression? Because the grapes of wrath must be pretty damn ripe now.

I think I remember that setting concrete has an exothermic reaction going on so you could be cooked as you suffocate.

They did just open up a big hole that you could launch it through.