Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
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Dear Grim Reaper:
We all know you like to party, if you please hurry up we can all invite you over for drinks and lap dances.
Sincerely yours, all of humanity.
2027 FIFA peace prize front runner.
I’ve heard when Donnie was a little kid. His parents used to pit his other family members against each other to always compete and always be better than the other one and I’ve heard he has done the same thing with his kids and I’m sure he does that still.
Maybe Donny will get a double peace prize from Israel form closing, opening, and closing the straight…
WanderWisley@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•YouTube's ad problem just got worse: Users now seeing 90-second unskippable ads!English19·20 hours agoIt’s not just the unskippable ads but also the type of ads as well. I’ve seen some wild ones like ads to make you hard in the bedroom, but it never actually shows the treatment. I’ve seen ads for how to make “homemade” makeup to look younger, the ingredients are baking soda and honey? But I think the wildest one I’ve seen is an ad for a robot puppy but in the ad, you can clearly see it is a real puppy, but they keep saying that it is a robotic AI powered puppy.
WanderWisley@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Some things were better in the good old days11·20 hours agoThe fridge in my kitchen is old enough to be sent off to war and die for Israel.
WanderWisley@lemmy.worldto Political Memes@lemmy.world•When their demented POTUS threatens nuclear genocide8·22 hours agoWhen it finally comes to it every Trump, MAGA, 2nd Amendment, gun loving American will rise up and stand on the side of tyranny
Shredded cheese and salsa all over the floor and walls.
WanderWisley@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Iranians form human chains at bridges and power plantsEnglish16·2 days agoVery true
WanderWisley@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Iranians form human chains at bridges and power plantsEnglish61·2 days agoIf this happens we all need to be off our asses and in the streets. No memes, no shitposting, on the fucking streets. It’s already been way too long and far for this administration to continually hold the world hostage.
Make a quick side quest to the White House please.
WanderWisley@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•I Guess We're Just Waiting Around To See If This Demented Psychopath Kills Everyone67·2 days agoOn the doorstep of the apocalypse all because Donny raped kids and is trying to cover it up.
WanderWisley@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump says 'we're blowing up the whole country' if no Iran deal is reached in 48 hours3·3 days agoTrumps bladder needs to blow up.
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WanderWisley@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Greg Abbott called out for sharing AI rendering of rescued soldier1·3 days agoGreg Abbott is unamerican because he refuses to stand for the national anthem. I also hear he is a little piss baby.
Hey wait a minute! That’s a man!
Agreed! The only issue I see with all of these people who are turning their back on him is that if or when Donny does drop a nuke, I have a feeling that every single one of them will be back on his bullshit like 1980s on cocaine.