This sub is literally NOTnottheonion, what fucking sub did you think this was?

Awh hell there is new vaccine rollout for updated vaccine? Guess I shouldn’t be surprised I hadn’t heard about it…. So all I got to do is roll up to a CVS and ask for it right?

Not trying to be a capitalist shill or anything. But in that case, wouldn’t need for a more local plumber spring up? Supply and demand eventually meeting the mentality of someone in the local community to say, “Well being a plumber wasn’t my first choice but the money makes it hard to ignore.” or the demand being so great that a plumber in a more saturated supply area decides its too good of an opportunity to not move.

Vlad The Impailer creates a presentation about his latest hobby.

Hear me out, docker based OS. More or less chromeOS but instead of apps they are containers

hypothetically what are we looking at for one? $5k? also what about redundancy at these insane sizes? I am not that knowledgeable about enterprise redundancy but it takes a few days for me to do a parity check on my small 4x4TB RAID.

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Obviously it’s for the “Home” key because there isn’t any home like a Texas Home

Why not? Not like there are any Biden’s left in career politics. They are already persecuted by The Right.

Something somethING ICE in bed with Telcos to deport foreigners buying burner phones?

Its efficiency ‘hello’ to me is an empty word. But I am not going to say, “How do you do?” to someone to start a conversation. so saying, ‘howdy’ is the hill I am dying on.

Simple, because they are just trying to cope with the fact that there are no wolves on Fenrus.

Great, now I am trying to picture what a rim fire .22 pistol caliber would look like in order to be easily loaded by a space marine.

How is this the Onion? didn’t he literally say or imply something like this?

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Please let it be stupidly implemented such that I can convince the AI to pay me to fly Delta. (IMHO, how are they even a big airline player? I give it they are a step above Spirit but that’s all they got)

So basically the thing fans have been wanting them to do for about a decade now that Samsung tried doing with Dex. I recall in the mid 2010s people were speculating the super secret project “Fuchsia” was them combining the two. Only to learn it was their embedded OS for IOT things.

No snow yet, thats later this year.

Geez, at least they had a sense of style and pose back then. The ding dongs we have now look like they just got out of class and are heading to the cafeteria to make fun of the foreign exchange students.

Bold of you to imply they haven’t already!