The corporate world doesn’t promote people based on ability, it promotes based on how much ass you kiss and what college your parents could afford to send you.

Lol America doesn’t care about its citizens

Everyone should try making this at least once.

Not anymore

So were the hot dogs banned, or Un-banned?

Treasury Department has a back door available for a third party software, ironically named Beyond Trust, which is then hijacked. Who could’ve seen this coming?

Just kidding, I’m going to guess that Beyond Trust has been cutting and underpaying employees to the point where the people that work for them are either not good at their job or don’t give a shit anymore. But at least their shareholders were happy!

Will I be able to charge a qi2 phone on an OG Qi charger?

I’d say the meth was probably worse.

Everyone will protest this by cancelling their F1 subscriptions, right? …right?

Just kidding, people will act like he’s bad but still support him anyway.

The democratic party is a limp dick.

They also named Trump person of the year. So, grain of salt.

I played 3 until I reached a boss I couldn’t kill, and had the realization I’d have to grind for hours, then replay a large section of the map that I didn’t enjoy in order to beat it. The gameplay was okay but the humor was really awful and lame.

Using they/them when referring to the Christian god. Perfect.

I like a combo of a Foam Roller and Heating Pads.

CoD is the Truth Social of games

He’s out here chasing sloots!

Call it Jade street and make it super gay.

Is the lady Jimmy Carr?

Holy shit, Trevor Moore is still alive!

The biochar is heated in a vacuum. Meaning, there shouldn’t be any smell produced because there’s no air exchange.