The only reason I prefer Freedom Units is because that’s what I’ve grown up with and know. If I had grown up using metric, I would choose that all day. It just makes more sense, there’s no random “12 inches to a foot” or “16 tablespoons to a cup” (I had to look this one up).

Metric is easy. A decameter is 10 meters. There are 10 decimeters in a meter. Each step up or down is 10 of the previous.

The Trump Administration and incompetence. Name a more iconic duo.

More like, “We need an excuse to cancel November elections so Daddy Donnie can stay in power.”

I’m an Expendable. But not the cool action movie kind. More like the 3D printed copy of a person that they use to run experiments on. I die gruesome deaths often… For Science!

Bad Bunny is the Hispanic equivalent of mumble rap. Great guy, makes some really fun music! But I can’t understand a word he says in his songs and I’m Hispanic.

Best if viewed on the high seas

This would kill me

Shut up! Don’t give them any ideas!

Hold on, let me find my tiniest fiddle.

Most Cuban families came illegally. So much so that it was a joke, “fresh off the boat” and all that. I have no sympathy for them. They got what they voted for.

“Oh, they only voted for him because he said he would only go after the criminals”… Yeah, doesn’t take a Master’s Degree in Psychology or Political Science to see her was lying and that it was just an excuse to demonize and go after all immigrant communities. Especially because the rest of us were shouting SO LOUDLY that he would do exactly this.

Oh hey! Here’s my fiddle. Let me play you the tiniest sad song.

*Edited a few things. It was very early and my brain wasn’t fully turned on.

Can I get off this ride already?..

Our philosophy, “No tickey, no worky”.

It really only works if your boss backs you on that, which I’m lucky enough to have.

The only time I go to the movies is when AMC has it’s weekly “half off” days on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. $7 for a ticket is reasonable in my opinion.

They are no better than the Nazis.

Classic love story

I love the car breaking scene!

480 minutes is technically still “minutes”.

Something something alluding to Adventure Zone

Here, let me help.

Big Oil, a few Arab governments, some Saudi princes probably

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I wonder if there’s a way for the devs to build the game using a secret key or something, where if a studio pulls some shit like this they can just take the key with them and all the work put into the game is effectively useless without it.