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What do you think your washer is doing with their allocated 3.6 GB per day??

The invention of wifi predates the IOT, and by a lot.

Where do you live that your parents are old enough to have unreliable ice boxes, but modern enough that both the man and women took home-ec?

The places most of them live didn’t care about 5 minutes stops.

Also It’s never a secret to the neighbors.

Dirt Daubers do not build nests in the ground. They build single solitary cells one at a time. Sometimes on top to each other but often in separate places. They do not live in the nests - they just lay larvae and a dead bug inside for those who come after.

I have them all over my garage. I have accepted that something will live in the eaves and they are the least aggressive to humans. They are territorial and they will keep the other “wasps” away.

I can literally scrape their nests off and throw them out in front of them.

Absolutely zero parental instincts.

Woosh

It’s wild that this would be gibberish just 20 years ago.

What the fuck is a crypto?

How tf am I supposed to trust the drug man?

Send photos like in the mail? I don’t want him knowing my address…

And that is the author’s barely disguised fetish. Death by snu snu

It’s a way to spell Jessica.

It’s a real tragedeigh

👍

Their bread contains so much sugar that it cannot legally be called bread. It is “cake”

https://www.npr.org/2020/10/01/919189045/for-subway-a-ruling-not-so-sweet-irish-court-says-its-bread-isnt-bread

And you’re worried about the tomatoes?

You’re absolutely right…

Office spaces

Hello we would like to welcome you to the year of our Lord.

Anthropic doesn’t have an image generator so neither can they

I’m playing all sides so I always come out on top

Why do people keep saying “once you find something that works”

I bought a safety razor and an assortment of like 50 different types of blades. Maybe 2 our of the 200+ blades have been incompatible and impossibly not to cut myself with.

I am quite literally still working my way through the box I bought a decade ago.

Got a tree one time. It was cool af

Would 10/10 recommend

Felt like planting the new Deku tree

So much to do on the ship

You can gamble on Deck A, drink yourself solid on Deck B, gambling on the smoking Deck C, Gamble on the slots on deck D, eat an infinite amount of garbage quality food on the pool deck, and finally gamble on Deck E.

Money isn’t everything

• The richest person you know