Fuckin 199something, me and a buddy at a bench against the church building that was also our highschool bus stop trying to cut 4 hits of blotter into two 2 squares on a CD case with my pocket knife. Cop pulls up to the building with his lights going and everything. All four hits go on my tongue and I run faster than I ever did before or since and actually manage to get away. Needless to say that a 4 square, then an immediate hard run, that shit hit me like a disco tornado. The night was long, and I was taken on a different adventure every time I ran into somebody and a couple all by myself. Could have turned bad at so many turns but never did. 10/10 fucking awesome night.

Yeah, man, that’s fair. Even our best administrations have been snakes to just about every other country besides pissrael.

He should have his computer confiscated and searched. It’s a cinch this fucker has a TB of CSAM in an unencrypted HD just waiting to be found.

That the bar is this low now…

I’ll believe it when I see it. I really want to be wrong.

Goddamnit I hit send and then immediately saw your comment.

Skill issue. Git gud you fuckin’ casual.

Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around

This joke was just two wheel for me

Do that regardless.

So it tastes great, but its structural integrity is seriously lacking and it falls apart. Lesson learned to pay better attention.

Cookies are super easy and you should totally try making them.

I have in the oven right now a “bread” to which I accidentally doubled the amount of butter in the batter. I’m not certain what will come of it, but hell, it’s already in the oven.

Mmmm… that one sounds good too

Passover calls for matza which the Pillsbury character on the right is depicted as. Matza is unleavened, no rising involved.

It could seem also to be making the in poor taste joke that the Jewish one went to the oven.

Puns being both the lowest and highest forms of humor, I suppose it could go either or both ways.

All my computer is for is drawing pictures, making noise and occasionally doing internet stuff that’s too obnoxious to do from my phone. I don’t game or code or torrent. Really mostly just Blender and PrusaSlicer.

What in the fucking slop ass nonsense are you going on about? You’re stretching the limits of stupid and breathing a lot of hot air.

So does it actually hurt anything?

Yes