“we made a system of measurements that sucks ass that no one will use, as a joke”

Maybe he should have a cow, man

where do I get femme weed

haha asking for a friend

ooh earth rider, thanks for the great lakes

“No, it’s fine, I just didn’t expect the Metal Gears to be Chinese so soon”

Microdosing the Badger Badger Badger video to cure my brain fog

This causes him to drop the Christian Nazi thing and become a LaRouche type crank because of the anti British stuff

Abby and Robbie Martin are really good

“Dude what if Darth Vader was Darth Gaydar and his power was just telling who’s gay”

c’mon man, we settle our differences at the battle box

HYEZ

it’s sugar man!

Cpt. Albert “Alcon” Connor Falcon

I feel your pain

Mariners got robbed of 3 dingers and lost a 1-0 shutout to the Angels

it’s a “Tom and Tarence rant about the Bible” episode of Trillbillies

This guy has the same view of political consciousness as “nobody wants to work anymore” boomers who tell you “just put on a nice suit and walk up and shake the boss’s hand and ask for a job” do about the economy

Just keep the guns folks! What a great deal!