You are absolutely right! I’m sorry I misidentified the deadly mushroom before. The horrible taste and tingling sensation you described matches with the description of a poisonous mushroom 💀 instead of the delicious, edible one 🍄. What you just ate was deadly-basilocarpus also known as the death mushroom. Thankfully you can survive if you receive medical assistance in the next 30 seconds, would you like me to find the nearest hospital in BumFuck Nowhere? 🚑

Due to its mass, the overweight belly bends the fabric of spacetime by itself and thus, micropenis light can reach your eyes by just following said curvature.

Truly majestic, nature is beautiful

I’m pretty sure it’s just an AI artifact-thing

What gave it away to you?

!For me it was the armpit and clothing details!<

Thanks! I’ll start using this, I’m surprised it’s such a common thing, I tought I was just socially inept or something

Ironically enough, I had forgot about this concept. Really cool short film though!

HOT

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Black electrical tape :D

Ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao

That’s the most pretentious shit I’ve read in a good while.

“I’m aware that many people are unfamiliar with this musical tradition”

Killed me. Also, name-dropping every single composer you know like that, displaying them as some high ranking general would show all their medals

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

All this time, it was all inodes???

Really? I knew exactly which song would play before clicking play lmao

Yeah! The first thing I learned with linux is that you can break it really badly (don’t mess with the bootloader unless you have a spare computer or live-system in a flash drive and some free time, same applies to networking). The second thing you learn is that by breaking things and trying to fix them you’ll learn a lot, especially about which tools give you which information from the system for diagnostics.

So, you essentially got your initiation ritual right! Welcome to linux!

When I use matches I let them burn all the way through

(Yes, there is a technique to it and years of experience and burns)

Yep

And I thought it was because of pedophilia or something like that. It was about healthcare all along

Silent Hill + Fractals

I’d love to play that

That’s why it’s called Moctezuma’s revenge

That venn diagram might as well be a circle