Yeah, that bowel-loosening sensation as your mind races through all the things that could be broken now
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Im_old@lemmy.worldto Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world•You've never experienced true silence until you've been in a silent server room.8·1 day ago
Im_old@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I poured milk on my pussy but it didn't help8·2 days agoUsername almost checks out
Im_old@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If you could become a character and enter any universe and that becomes your permanent life what universe would you pick?8·5 days agoAnd loads of sex IIRC
Edit: I was thinking a different Culture, from the book “remember Phlebas”.
Im_old@lemmy.worldto Pravda News!@news.abolish.capital•Sex worker claims US troops are preparing for deployment to Iran26·8 days agoThat’s true, but I don’t think guys will say “I better spend my money on strippers now because I’m not coming back from Okinawa”
Im_old@lemmy.worldto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Dear sir, may I trouble you for a treat?6·9 days agoYou mean served as food?
I’m not sorry, my story is much better of course
Im_old@lemmy.worldto Science@lemmy.ml•Sharks Are Testing Positive For Cocaine And Caffeine in The Bahamas6·14 days agoCocaine shark, the sequel to cocaine bear!
Weeeeell akthually, it’s 99 puppies and 2 adult ones.
Also
I do not last 5 minutes playing that game, cumming or not!
Then Mars would be their deadname. What could be a new one? Mildred?
Im_old@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Also likely why AI is everywhereEnglish761·18 days agoI know Scott Adams is not someone to be promoted for his personal views, but Dilbert is so much a reflection of reality it’s unreal.
I would say yes. Letting your hair grow a little more would help maybe. Hope all the best to you!
She got rid of the husband AND got a book from it
Im_old@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are the best things to say to someone with body type insecurity?2·24 days ago“We all decompose the same way”
Im_old@lemmy.worldto WomensStuff@piefed.blahaj.zone•Would you rather have a 3-day work week with 12-hour days or a 5-day work week with short days?English4·1 month agoWell apparently you didn’t work 12hours days to get there! 😁
sorry, I’m just kidding (and a bit envious!). I’m happy you managed to get to a nice work/life balance! 🙂
Im_old@lemmy.worldto Comic Strips@lemmy.world•‘DROPPING DEAD’ [OC] (Another misadventure of ‘Forever alone guy’ Joseph Erkhoff)18·1 month agoMale mantis literally give them head
Im_old@lemmy.worldtoHacker News@lemmy.bestiver.se•Llm9p: LLM as a Plan 9 file systemEnglish2·1 month agoDamn I hadn’t heard of infernoOS in 20+ years.
I was a bit skeptical of this project, but I can see the use cases.
Im_old@lemmy.worldto Web Development@programming.dev•This was $1 at the bookstore. I should've picked it up.8·1 month agoI still have a Macromedia T-shirt (swag at an event). And my book on Flash 3.
Mhh, I need the original pic without the writing please.
Also, very nice meme!