I don’t know what this is but it looks cool

Back in my day, we just called a 900 number.

It’s a luncheon but no food will be served 😔

It’s not a blockade. It’s a quarantine. stop listening to what they say and not what they mean! (For legal reasons)

Irish I was drunk

You can’t take pegging out of JPEGing!

Is step 1 also Profit!?

I see him doing interviews with sunglasses on and all I can think is that he is in an abusive relationship.

Believe in the underpants gnomes theory!

1. Invade Iran at an estimated $1B a day and service men dying. And do that for several months (I hope not longer)
2. …
3. Profit!

Gasly released! Is he free of that team? Ohhh, car release…my bad.

Unless… Antonella is the fastest Merc, but lacked confidence because of his FP3 crash? No, it’s Russell. Congrats to the brit.

Are you a mexi-can or mexi-can’t?

“all presidents do it, he’s just not hiding it”

I don’t go to Thanksgiving anymore

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Oh the menu…save 10% by signing up

And I find condoms past the expiration date.

Big oof

Or AutoCAD. I hide all the icons so people won’t use my computer. “Where’s the move button?”

My Starbucks is full of gay guys, and trust me, they never spit.

Kill the fly!