I remember paper money. In my country there was a period of transition from paper to plastic money where both were valid forms. I had a similar thought. I made some old paper money on a normal printer, but I found an excellent material to use for the woven shiny ribbon. I gave the counterfeit notes to my friends at school for a laugh and they used it to buy things from the dairy and tuck shop (school cafeteria).

Actually worked surprisingly well, until the glue used to join the two sides failed. One note pulled apart and the tuck shop owner noticed while cashing up. The police came around to my house but we placated them with muffins. It turns out someone had tried flushing a bunch of notes down the school toilet and the police tried to retrieve the money from inside the plumbing system.

Fun times. I was about 11 years old. Had no idea of the seriousness of what I was doing. Cops found it pretty funny, but I remember they were still very concerned about the notes spreading into circulation.

Iffy algorithms

DJ Vancemuffins. Here’s the unedited pic

Did you even say thank you?

New Zealand is in stealth mode. We keep it off the maps so trump doesn’t know it exists and leaves it alone

Jokes on them, I only read Luigi articles to fawn over the pictures

Why did you post a Bristol stool chart?

I would prefer Satan at this point. At least he’d deliver executive orders by beaming the evil thoughts directly into your head. It’d be so much better than having to visit twitter or truth social.

Maybe sacrificing people to appease the sun god never stopped, and the aptly named illuminati organize a new war every time the sun looks angry

Great idea. We need moth propaganda posters printed ASAP: “Scared you’ll die in the sun? Fear not. Form a Dyson sphere instead.”

Desalinated saline

Finally… A socially acceptable place for my dog to take a dump when I’m out walking him

You will for sure. Janitors today, your job tomorrow 👋

These are also great for when you’re up to your third divorce and looking for ways to streamline the process

Suqma ballgowns

They need to make a browser extension that changes every word on the fox website to its antonym. Then their website would be a useful news source instead of a complete failure with minimal attendance

Too soon, honey. A has-been has been murdered here. Shut your mouth or buzz off 🐝

If you zoom in and photoshop it a bit you can see it reads “MS-13” in small letters. Someone should tell trump!