Jokes are funny, I am not.

Edit: funny bit of philosophy moment, but I saw the down voter and started to ask myself if that means someone disagrees, and that I am funny, or that they just don’t like what I said, and thereby agree I am not funny. It weighs heavily that I do not understand.

With the red he reminds me of a crab rangoon.

“Feed the troops”

“If youre gonna go on a long march, give them shoes”

“If the terrain is shitty for you and not the opponent, your soldiers are not gods chosen like you are and will lose”

“If the terrain is shitty for the opponent, but not you, they are not gods chosen like their general, and you should attack”

“Maybe making nobility your military leadership isn’t always a smart idea - give them advisors and then tell them to listen to the advisors.”

Truly revolutionary literature

Legit top tier condiment that has supplanted mayonnaise and like half of the us doesnt even know it.

Oh is the swirl an O? I guess thatmakes sense i always read it as K-lanaki like a space or something idk

Be the change you want to see!

Beep boop

How do you do, fello bot

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What are you, my 9th grade algebra teacher? GOSH!

“I would like to hear how you would explain to my children what you’re supposed to be.”

Gamble was dressed “like a freakin’ weiner,” he says on the tape

There’s your description, see was that so hard?

She replies, “Aunt Tifa.”

Oh no oh fuck they arrested the head of the Antifa. The organization is in shambles. Together with John Antifa they ran the entire antifas.

Something pointed out via a friend is that, while we like to shit on corpos for these layoffs, sometimes in the art/story field they (the employees) really are not needed or not desired anymore. Some places eant to hire a new storyboard person/team, or art directors to make changes to the existing items . The first guy made his impact, now the company wants changes that, as an artist, they just don’t see from their artstyle (of any medium like story, characters, environment etc) perspective. Think the botched Ecce Homo fresco as it was originally painted, and then the restoration - the original artist could not concieve of what it became and therefore is legitimately no longer needed. Paying him his dues and letting him go is the nature of it, if done honestly.

That doesn’t excuse hoarding wealth and trying to get out of paying severance, retirements, royalties for their work, and insurances, but while we often praise that one time Nintendos kept people on at the expense of the CEO, the question is “for what though” if it was a legitimate direction pivot.

But in general fuck epic because thats not what this is. This is almost always"line must go up" behavior. Just wanted to mention it so I can say “ah, there it is” when fortnite skin quality/story direction/landscape changes invariably catches up with and shows the result of these missing staff in a season or 2, as a direct result of these people’s layoffs.

Down

Me too unfortunately…

…where we dropping.

Directly into the face-eating-leopards

Honestly that one’s on you for thinking it, we all knew this year was not gonna be our year - only another gritted-teeth optimism and effort year.

2019 or 2020, depending on where you lived now THAT was a “what the fuck happened this was my YEAR!”

Cooking? Follow your heart. Sure you can add more butter! A bit of garlic! Shit throw a bay leaf in no one knows wtf it does! Throw in some vodka no one will know, maybe a shot for the chef too, fuck it this is your kitchen!

Baking? You will follow the fucking instructions like checklist and double check it like submitting an SAT for college approval and the oven will be testing your answers, because unlike your SAT theres no multiple choice or “fill in the blank” only the harsh reality of a zero on your paper and that you didnt add enough butter and now your bread is so blackened and hardened the children are trying to take it from you to build a portal to the Nether.

I don’t make the rules I just have try again to make my stupid cookies.

Yeah its been awhile since I’ve seen American Dad.

Is…is Bullock based on Mueller? I guess I never actually looked deeper into the McFarlane parody twins than just the surface plots