Well yeah, don’t house those drugs. Stick to the ones that will melt your mind!

In the words of my good friend Timmy: What’s going to happen to you?

That stupid question resulted in some fun nights. And also some uncomfortable nights.

Guitar Pro. Ableton. Microsoft Excel.

Jon Bois makes me appreciate things about football, and I cannot stand football. He’s a great man.

I watched a video of his about mattresses. It was excellent.

Nemesis Games, although probably will finish tonight or tomorrow.

And then listening to Towers of Midnight.

I like series, because there’s always another book! Until there’s not, and then panic.

That’s fair and we can do that in Jersey as well (and I’m just an EMT). Obvious signs of mortality it was referred to as back in 2003 or 2004 when I first got my EMT.

All I need is to get that first beer in me and two years of high school French comes flooding back until they ask me to stop.

Keeps you warm too. But, again, you have to be pretty hairy. More likely it’s a relic of our nomadic past and doesn’t serve much purpose these days.

Still pretty bad though. “Hey, this study agrees with what we want to publish, let’s do this thing without fact checking!” Nobody gives a fuck anymore. We’re doomed.

Paramedics (at least in NJ) aren’t allowed to pronounce, but they’re what’s called online care (maybe, it’s online something), and so they feed vitals to a doc over the phone, and the doc says okay call it.

My lover, the river, makes a better soldier than a bride.

And make the hot dog a sausage, and boom, I’m in.

And I got no problem with a dog, but sausage with onions and peppers (we can get orange peppers, and blacken the onions) is just such a staple.

My grandfather used to have the little egg cup and tiny spoon, and we have never been a rich family, no matter how far back you go.

You talking about the old Italian tune-up? I’m all about it. I drive a WRX, and the majority of my trips are with my kids to and from where we walk to school. Tiny trips. So I feel inclined to really get on her when I have my occasional trips elsewhere. It’d be wrong not to.

It’s also a manual, and I know it wasn’t you (or maybe it was), but I don’t drive manual because it’s the best performance option. I know that flappy paddle gearbox, to steal a line from Clarkson, is a faster, more accurate shift than I ever could do, but it’s just fun driving stick. I just feel more connected to the road driving stick.

I got this car new in October '24, and it’s my goal to keep it forever, because I’m not sure how long for the world stick is in general. Or ICE engines. And that’s okay, it’ll be a relic.

It’s funny, because things I’ve watched recently have been pronouncing it YOUR-uh-nus, versus your-A-nus. Dunno when we made the change, but 25-30 years ago, it was butthole.

But jokes aside, I want to see something like the Parker Solar Probe, but out. Fastest thing ever created, by a large margin, and second place is the goddamn manhole cover. I’m assuming the science can’t exactly slingshot something straight out like that, wave to Voyager Uno and Voyager Dos, and see what’s happening.

I’m no scientist though, but let’s go.

What does “Off My Chest” mean? Apparently whatever.

Yeah, “car key” is just the fob thing for the push start and this engraved metal store that says “We Love You” in my daugthter’s handwriting, which is the only reason it’s on there. I can’t stand big kets and my wife is the most egregious offender.

I recently just discovered that Subaru lets you do some kind of code thing with the button that opens the trunk, so you can just leave your key in the car if you go for a run or hiking or something.

I never lock my house, but there’s also generally someone home or I’m only out for a couple minutes.

Yeah, but I have to go to work, you know?

So time to spin the wheel!

Yeah, Boston is chaos and it is super easy to get lost. And you’ll have two roads converging and splitting and you gotta just hope you’re in the right place!

Yeah, I wake up, morning routine, run, shower, work, small lunch, nap, wake up, afternoon routine, and if I have a night job I shower again. But the exercise really dictates. If I don’t run in the morning I probably save the shower until sometime around 5pm.