Ut oh! I shouldn’t have had seconds!

No one loves you cause you’re tiny and you’re made of meat.

Zapp: “clear my schedule”

Kif: takes out etch-a-sketch and shakes it

Can chocolate just let me finish?

Ow…The butter in my pocket is melting.

You took the two I was saving for today. (First and last). Poop!

Learning is fun.

Hey, I should be mad at you.

I’m 40% ______.

Leela bring fire?

I quote “Tell them I hate them” all the time, especially at work when someone does something unexpected that forces me to fix it.

From Fry and the Slurm Factory

I have this one on my digital picture frame at work.

Really any of his lines from War is The H Word or Amazon Women in the Mood.

Jail’s not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course, it’s shank or be shanked.

The one you posted is probably the best.

Another one not mentioned yet that I enjoy is when they “look in the box” and find themselves in a parallel universe. The conversation between the 2 Amy’s always tickles me:

Amy 1: The professor was right, you are evil… and shallow!

Amy A : I am not evil!

The husband and I quote “one art please” and “your [something] is bad and your should feel bad”

When push comes to shove, you’ve got to do what you love, even if it’s not a good idea.

27 years together, 24 married

Stickied for visibility.

Let’s try to keep the political discussion to a minimum or post will be locked.

Locked. This is not the place for political discussion.