My cousin told me our grandfather’s last words were literally “No mayo.” She left his bedside to make him a sandwich he had requested and when she got back with it he’d passed.

The font on this and the changing “m” style is killing me.

That’s how I read, it but I’m biased.

Oh yea I saw this in the mirror just last week once I pulled out my nice summer shirts for our 80 degree weather in March.

Not who you were originally asking but Tilt-a-whirl is so much better than it has any right to be. It’s on my top five lists of songs containing the best belting out of “mother fucker.” My husband may eventually win his battle of getting me to like ICP.

Yesterday gas in my neighborhood was $3.49 and this morning it is now $3.79. I fully expect it to keep wildly jumping up daily until the public either starts burning stuff down or strikes.

I took a peek at their website because I haven’t donated to them since my hair started turning white. They say that they do now provide hairpieces free of charge but they are still selling discarded hair to keep up with costs.

Well TIL about V-coding too. JFC…fucking horrific. I am not trans. I don’t normally comment in these communities because it’s not my place. But just know that there are those here like me who love and support you and come here to watch, learn, and share in your experiences. I understand how learning how horrible the human race can be drags us down psychologically and makes it seem like things will never get better. The fight is not a zero sum game that can be “won” but it’s still very much worth fighting. Please don’t give up fighting. Don’t give up hope. Do what you can. Rest when you need to and stay as safe as you can. That’s all any of us can do.

It wasn’t that you were too dumb to notice but more that it didn’t make a difference when you found out. And I’m sure she would’ve loved that you thought her dress looked good.

I have an original model with a bad right bumper as well. I’m too cheap to buy a new one (or fix it) so I just remap that button. Honestly it’s more comfortable to play using the back buttons.

Happy birthday!

I don’t even think it’s that deep. Her body language and immediate response is what a whole lot of women are feeling right now and a whole lot of man-children are gonna start catching hands.

I’ve been following Frost on Bluesky for a while now. He’s the real deal and I’m glad he’s okay.

Jesus H Christ that was a heartbreaking read.

I absolutely love that owls love scritches.

This is what having curly hair is like. It just does whatever it wants, fuck what I want.

Oh you’re lucky. My first surgery was wisdom teeth and I learned that I start throwing punches going under and coming back. I fully warn everyone now and try to fall asleep before they put me under if I can.

This is too real for me right now. I just took mine to the vet last week thinking she had some sort of neck injury only to figure out a few days later that she was having anxiety separation attacks because I went back to work after taking a week for Xmas off. $400 bill but at least I have a supply of emergency doggie pain meds now.

Cutting these off of dog toys is the worst. I’m always worried I’m going to miss one and hurt my dog.

When I was pretty young I got in the habit of watching the evening news with my parents. For some reason I got it in my head that when the news talked about illegal aliens that they were talking about aliens from outer space. It was embarrassing how long I believed that until my mom explained illegal aliens to me. My kid brain just couldn’t cope with calling obvious human beings aliens.