Some people just don’t like surprises.

Beetje radicaal om je nagels te halveren.

Look at those feetsies ready to grip. Such an adorable predator.

Using his own completely unique music/melody as well. A true visionary.

I was expecting him to have groomed his iOS 17 phone for a year only to finally plug it in once the 18 update hits.

What. Why? To become a human coke fountain?

Dit doe ik ook wel eens! Ik heb hetzelfde met Delft en Leiden. Die vallen bij mij onder “universiteitsstad tussen Rotterdam en Den Haag waar ik nooit kom”.

Zelfs nu ik afgelopen jaar in beide ben geweest.

Herkenbaar… het is bijna 10u en ik heb nog niet veel gedaan.

Hopelijk omdat je een goed bed hebt en niet vanwege een depressie.

Nu ben ik benieuwd naar wat je dan zegt.

Haha the poor company is only worth 11 billion. Fuckin’ worthless. Surely Elon can’t do anything to influence the world with one of his companies barely worth anything.

But I am glad it’s value is going down. Twitter sucks.

I have absolutely no idea what is going on in this meme.

Oh satansmaggycumfart, you’re a silly billy.

I mean, who hasn’t at this point?

Some European border issues are just boring administrative stuff. If only all of them could be.

Imagine your taint leaking spiky white fluid.

That’s a great milestone to reach!

I don’t like coffee but this would make me consider it.

Ruin it? I played Zelda all day, had pizza with my girlfriend and am going to see a friend tonight. Good day/10.

It’s a link to The Onion.