You’re a fucking beacon in the dark state of the internet. Fuck, fuck, mother mother fuck fuck.

Don’t forget about the laugh.

or a high speed train… IF WE HAD ONE

he cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers

I suppose watching my coworkers have meltdowns when it breaks something they’re working on is pretty entertaining

The place I worked at had a fraction of that space to work with and management just didn’t care. They left it up to the servers to let them know when we were low or out of a particular syrup and it was only me and one other server that bothered to do it.

Been out of the service industry for a while now, but I still have nightmares about being out of Dr. Pepper during a Friday dinner shift.

so chè Thái with things you can find at a western culture supermarket?

I had a bigger problem digging out the syrup I needed from the haphazardly stacked boxes of other syrup

Fortnite skin in their likeness, where Sweeney “only” takes 12% of the proceeds.

Part of me thinks he watched some inspiring monologue in a movie or show where the character takes an unrelated topic and ties it back to the previous discussion to great effect and thinks “oh that’s easy, I could do that.”

I’ll never understand how anyone could make physical contact with RFK and not be terrified of contracting something.

This, had a coworker who bought garbage quality weed from a dealer who reused bags. There were trace amounts of similar quality coke at the bottom of the bag.

Your cats punch straight through dry wall also?

Such is the new normal with the regime of incompetent sycophants. I miss the days of only hearing the names of certain state officials every few months and sometimes it was good news.

Keep on keeping on!

You know someones character is at least questionable if they name a military base after them.

Or Transnistrian, aka Moldovan

Cuckoo ca cha!

Being able to handle hurt fee fees like an adult needs to be a requirement for any public office.

Sounds like something that wouldn’t be worth going out of the way to enforce. But rather used to tack on extra charges when someone commits another crime where the extra level of investigation would uncover the flashed firmware. Not that it would do much to deter or prevent what they’re afraid of from happening.