frazier

"Hello. I was wondering if you might be free for a date."

Niles and Daphne

FRASIER

Hey, you know how to spell "loser"? C-R-A-N-E. Mr.Clayton- You don't have to worry about ever seeing him again, son. Chances are he'll end up in a state school. N-How dare you? Can you take him? F-Yeah. N- Then spelll his ass off!

31 Times "Frasier" Was The Wittiest Show On TV

Episode 9.3

I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!!!Most of this is already on Youtube, I know this. This part I hadn't seen at all before. Just enjoy, and laugh.

"Copernicus called, and you are not the center of the universe."

"May your opera box be full of cellophane crinklers and a stage swarming with standbys!"

When someone implies you’re tubby. | 19 Frasier Comebacks To Use In Everyday Life

Or when he failed at trying to abstain from sex.