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A lady called in on the radio show the other day saying she had an email from a Ukrainian pastor reporting that soldiers were seeing missiles just disappear in flight, no one knows where they went.

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…So what? Those were pious, born-again Christian missiles? There were allowed to be raptured while the countless people dying weren’t good enough?

Also, obligatory “pics or it didn’t happen”.

Either they have Romulan cloaking devices or you're talking out of your arse, OP.

So, it’s an eyewitness report…through the radio lady who accepts unverified emails from someone half the world away, who already accepts miracles and unverified non-eyewitness credulity…

Those things usually move faster than the speed of sound, so if it seems they “disappeared”, then you just lost track of them.

After worshipping guns, americans now also believe that missiles get raptured?!

... but somehow not all of them, just randomly selected missiles?

Pretty inconsistent miracle from your capricious god, pixelpusher.

A lady called in on the radio show the other day saying she had an email from a Ukrainian pastor reporting that soldiers were seeing missiles just disappear in flight, no one knows where they went.

“… I won’t tell you who she or that pastor is so you can verify. Just take my word on this! Also, I had a hot date with a young Princess Leia in Equestria!”

Also, those things are really fast and many get shot down, that’s the only disappearing there is.

It would have been evn more impressive had every missile diseappeared, thereby preventing deaths.

God is rapturing missiles now? Imagine the chaos at the pearly gates.

@cdcdrr #117139

I was going to say this is actually a pretty common phenomenon. Those missiles are moving fast, and most people actually watching them are also trying not to get killed. A missile can often just “randomly appear” and then “randomly disappear” just because the witness becomes aware of it in mid flight, and then loses track of it. Even trained soldiers can’t always keep track of these missiles. Often even the pilots launching them will lose track of them.