“All men think and feel like women”
No. I’ve been telling some particular types of joke for the last 46 years, and most of the time, the women in my life don’t understand why in the flaming fuck i would joke about such a thing… Men don’t look at me the same incredulous way.
“like their mothers”
Nope, Mom also does that little ‘where did i go wrong’ headshake half the time.
“But that nature is not their natural way of being”
You make a sweeping generalization about an entire gender, but it’s NOT natural?
“You must forgive and overcome your mother!”
I’m still salty about Christmas 1977, but what the fuck am i supposed to do about overcoming her?