A.F. Branco #wingnut

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Schumer and the Democrats are in a panic over Tucker Carlson showing unseen exculpatory J6 videos.

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No, they’re pissed that ONLY Carlson has the video, and thus he controls what those mouthbreathers that watch him are seeing. Let other networks have the video. See what THEY reveal.

Some person to A.F. Branco: “For the 1 000 000 000 000th time: STOP EXAGGERATING!!!!”

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And even then most people are aren’t firmly in the Far-Right Fox “News”/”News”Max/One America “News” bubble see right through Carlson’s bullshit and don’t believe the videos aren’t edited in some way

Tucker hasn't actually shown ANYTHING beyond literally a few minutes of cherry-picked footage from after the barriers and doorways were breached, out of the nineteen THOUSAND hours he supposedly was given access to.

Pretty weird how in all the footage he has, he seemingly can't find all this "exculpatory" video the insurrection deniers keep claiming exists.

No one is in panic over the clearly cherry picked footage Tucker is showing. No one is buying it expect for his mindless supporters.

Fix git censured by the judge, text messages show hosts were lying, and they hate Trump and their audience.

Faux News put on trial. Rumours about a settlement between them and Dominion Voting Systems.

If the former goes full on, the fact they'll be financially ruined will be the least of their problems: after all, Mitt 'Magic Pants' Romney had to close his Staples business because of his presidential campaign spending, and $800 million is quite the chunk o'change to recoup, so you know what impact DVS squeezing them for $1.6 billion will have on Faux News.

If the latter, then Faux News will pay slightly less, but they'll still come out of this with an infinitely worse L: Perhaps one condition of that settlement is having to admit they're liars - but then, ol Rupiepoos previously had to admit on oath that they do - and being legally forced to change editorially: completely.

No Lies allowed.

No 'Opinions' allowed.

No Fun Allowed.

No Fucker Carlson allowed.

So no Faux News or they being reduced to being Facts News? Sounds like an infinitely worse L for the likes of you F.U. Bunco.

What will the right have left...?!

I don't know what's worse: The fact that he felt the need to put name tag buttons on them, the fact that Tucker is pulling a still photograph from an envelope labeled "unseen video evidence", the fact that real life Tucker has actually come up with basically nothing, or the fact that even ~~Garrison's~~ Branco's Tucker only has evidence that some of the capitol police were on the side of the mob that wanted to abolish American democracy.