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Well, There’s Always That Lip-Smacking Guy In Those Ads On Cheaters

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This is Bob.  Why is Bob smiling?  Because, unlike his boss, Steven Warshak of Berkley Premium Nutriceuticals, makers of Enzyte (TM), Bob’s not going to jail.

Yes, that’s right.  Steven Warshak, his mom, many of his relatives and friends, and quite a few employees of the Cincinnati-based firm are going to spend some quality time in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass facility for credit card fraud and obstruction of justice.

Yes, Bob will continue to enjoy life without bars, prison riots, appeals courts, lights out at 10, or the love of Bubba, the lonely guy doing a stretch for armed robbery.  He will continue to bang his questionably attractive wife and pretty much any female who comes within 50 yards of him (assuming the commercials are to be believed.  Court documents suggest otherwise.)

However, he will no longer get that big honkin’ salary he used to get for promoting the makers of Enzyte (TM), the all-natural male enhancement pill!

A Big Boost Of Fraud With Enzyte!

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This is Bob.  Bob just turned rat on his employers, the makers of Enzyte.  Yes, after Bob got himself a big boost of confidence, he joined Berkley Nutriceuticals VP of Operations James Teabaggin – Er, um, Teegarden – in pointing the finger at president and CEO Steve Warshak at Warshak’s federal trial in Cincinnati.

In a shocking revelation, Teegarden said that Enzyte’s Harvard doctor inventor, its glowing customer satisfaction, or its actual effects were all made up.

“So all this is a fiction?” Judge S. Arthur Spiegel asked about some of the claims.

“That’s correct, your honor,” Teegarden said.

Guess Bob and Teegarden are going to have to go into Witness Protection now that they’ve used their big boosts of confidence to screw the makers of Enzyte.