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27 June 2026

Doctor Not

By The 1990 Brainwright

No one in Notting End had ever seen Doctor Not arrive, and because arrivals were remembered in that town more vividly than births, marriages, bankruptcies, fires, disappearances, suicides, elections, epidemics, and the collapse of the municipal theatre roof, this omission soon became the chief proof that Doctor Not had been there from the beginning, or from before the beginning, which, in Notting End, was only another name for the same thing. There had always been a consulting-room above the old toy warehouse on Canker Street, always a blackened brass plate beside the narrow stair, always those two words sunk into the metal as if not engraved but corroded there: DOCTOR NOT. The plate did not say physician, surgeon, analyst, adviser, or specialist in any recognised complaint. It did not even give initials. It was a name and a negation, a promise and a refusal. People who passed it on their way to the pawn-shop, the dead letter office, or the little chapel of the Uncompleted Word often glanced at it with the guilty speed of those who have no appointment but suspect they may have been expected for years.

I was sent to him by my employer, though in later months I came to suspect that my employer, like my ailment, like the town itself, may have been no more than one of the Doctor’s preliminary disguises. At that time I worked as a clerk in the Department of Provisional Adjustments, an office occupying the third and fourth floors of the old municipal baths, where we processed applications from citizens who wished to be relieved of consequences. These consequences were usually minor ones: the aftertaste of a remark made at dinner; the ache that followed a dream of childhood; the sense, on opening a drawer, that one had once placed something better there than anything now visible. Our task was to determine whether such consequences were natural, accidental, clerical, inherited, theatrical, or self-inflicted. Most were rejected for insufficient inevitability. I was good at rejecting them. I had a talent for discovering that nothing had happened to anyone which had not, in some exact though hidden fashion, already happened before.

My own complaint began on a Wednesday afternoon while I was stamping a batch of forms relating to retrospective loneliness. The stamp, which should have said NOT ADJUSTABLE, instead produced upon the paper a blurred but unmistakable image of my own face, not as it appeared in the little mirror I kept in my drawer, but as it might have appeared had I been manufactured from wax by someone who had only heard me described by an enemy. The eyes were too low, the mouth too small, the forehead polished into an expression of obedient surprise. I tried the stamp again on a clean sheet and obtained the same image, although slightly older. On the third sheet, the face was older still and seemed not merely printed but waiting. I told myself that there had been a defect in the rubber, an accident of ink and pressure, but when I examined the stamp I found its familiar words intact. NOT ADJUSTABLE. I pressed it once more, this time upon the back of my hand, and for several seconds there appeared on my skin a miniature countenance which opened its mouth without sound, as if trying to warn me against being the person who had summoned it.

Naturally I said nothing of this to my colleagues, since all professional offices depend upon the fiction that private disintegration is an administrative inconvenience. But my supervisor, Mr Gleave, called me into his cubicle before closing time. Gleave was a narrow man with a white moustache that looked pasted on for a role in which he had never been comfortable. His desk held no papers, only three small wooden mannequins, each missing a different joint. He would sometimes turn them towards the wall before delivering bad news, as if sparing them a spectacle they had paid to avoid.

“Your work has become expressive,” he said.

“I was not aware that was forbidden.”

“It is not forbidden. It is worse. It is noticed.”

He lifted one of the mannequins by its head, letting its legs dangle.

“You will consult Doctor Not.”

I asked whether this was a disciplinary instruction, a medical referral, or a spiritual recommendation. Gleave smiled with apparent sadness, though I had long suspected that sadness, in our office, was merely a form of stationery.

“You will discover that the difference is one of the first symptoms.”

So I went, after work, through the lowered streets of Notting End, a place which had the general appearance of having been built to house an industry that had never quite been invented. Its shops sold obsolete necessities: candle-snuffers, mourning pins, collapsible cradles, cracked stereoscopes, and diaries pre-filled with appointments no one had kept. The houses leaned together in rows of confidential exhaustion. At every corner stood a municipal noticeboard, though the notices were either blank, nailed face inward, or written in such minute script that one had to press one’s face to the glass, whereupon the writing retreated into the paper like insects into flour. A fine dust drifted continually from the upper windows of the toy warehouse, though no work had been done there for decades. Children had once played with the toys made in that building, it was said, until the toys began playing with the children in ways that were at first amusing, then educational, then impossible to describe without legal consequences.

The stair to Doctor Not’s consulting-room was steep, narrow, and carpeted in a red material so worn that it seemed less like carpet than the memory of carpet impressed upon wood. Halfway up, I passed a landing where several broken marionettes sat in a row upon a bench, their strings rising into a hole in the ceiling. I assumed they were remnants from the warehouse, but as I went by, one of them lifted its head and regarded me with a painted expression of professional compassion. Its mouth had been chipped away, leaving a small black oval, and from that oval came a whisper.

“Not yet.”

At the top of the stair was a door with frosted glass. Behind it shone a yellowish light, the colour of old teeth. I knocked. No answer came, but the door opened inward. The waiting-room beyond contained six chairs, a dead plant, a table bearing magazines whose covers had been cut away, and a clock with thirteen numerals arranged in no visible order. No receptionist sat at the little desk. On the wall hung framed certificates, all blank except for signatures too dense to read. I sat in the nearest chair and tried not to look at the other patients, though at first I believed I was alone.

The first sat in the corner by the dead plant, a woman in a veil, her gloved hands folded upon a parcel wrapped in brown paper. She was so still I took her for a coat until she turned her head and whispered, “He has nearly cured me of having been born.”

The second patient was a boy of perhaps ten, though his hair was white and his shoes were those of an old man. He was reading one of the coverless magazines upside down, nodding with grave approval at each blank page. The third was a large gentleman in evening dress who appeared to be asleep, except that his eyelids were painted open and his breathing came from a small brass valve in his throat. Every few minutes he emitted a faint wheeze that might have been a word if anyone had been cruel enough to listen.

I had waited for what seemed either nine minutes or several childhoods when an inner door opened and Doctor Not stood before us. He was not tall, not short, not old, not young, not ugly, not reassuring, not deformed, not ordinary. That is the most precise description I can give. His face seemed composed by the refusal of every feature to become memorable. His hair was dark where the light should have silvered it and pale where shadow should have deepened it. He wore a black suit that might have been formal, medical, funereal, theatrical, clerical, or borrowed. His eyes were clear and empty, but not empty like glass; rather, empty like a room from which every item has been removed because the owner has discovered that furniture is a kind of accusation.

“Mr Vale,” he said, and although that was not my name, I stood.

My true name, as I then believed it, was Edwin Vane. But I did not correct him. Something in his voice made correction seem not rude but metaphysically presumptuous. I followed him into the consulting-room, where the first thing I noticed was the absence of medical instruments. There was no couch, no cabinet, no basin, no anatomical chart, no smell of disinfectant. Instead there were shelves filled with ledgers, jars containing dust of different colours, several theatrical masks hung on hooks, and a large writing desk upon which lay a single puppet, unfinished from the waist down. Its torso was carved from pale wood. Its head had not yet been given a face. Beside it lay a small silver knife.

Doctor Not indicated a chair. I sat. He sat opposite me and placed his hands flat upon the desk, as if showing that he had not brought them secretly from elsewhere.

“What brings you here?” he asked.

“My supervisor sent me.”

“That is seldom the cause.”

“I have been experiencing a difficulty with impressions.”

“All impressions are difficult. They imply that something has pressed upon something else.”

He took a ledger from the shelf without looking, opened it at a page already marked, and dipped a pen into an inkwell shaped like a baby’s skull.

“Do you suffer from identity?”

“I have one, if that is what you mean.”

“That is usually what is meant by suffering from it.”

I attempted to smile. He did not. The yellow light in the room seemed to thicken, as though it had been stored too long and was beginning to ferment.

“I saw my face,” I said, “where words should have been.”

“An old complaint.”

“Common?”

“Universal, though rarely diagnosed. Most people see words where their faces should be and consider themselves educated.”

He wrote something in the ledger. The pen made no sound. I watched his hand move across the page, but the marks it left were not letters. They were tiny silhouettes of men bowing, falling, crawling, standing again, and bowing once more.

“Tell me,” he said, “when did you first suspect that you were not required?”

I should have objected to the question. Instead I found myself remembering a morning from my earliest schooldays when I had arrived late for a class photograph. The photographer had already taken the picture. My teacher told me not to worry, since there would be other photographs. But when the prints were delivered, there I was, seated in the front row between two boys I did not remember, smiling with the wet-eyed bewilderment of a child who has just been praised for an obedience he cannot recall performing. I had kept the photograph for years, then lost it, then found it again among my mother’s papers after her death, though by then my face in it had been rubbed away, not by handling but apparently from within the paper, leaving a small white oval between the two remembered boys. I had thought of this often, especially during illnesses, tax assessments, and certain passages of music in which the melody appeared to continue without audible sound.

“I have always been required,” I said at last. “By someone.”

Doctor Not nodded.

“That is the more advanced form.”

He rose and went to a cabinet I had not previously noticed, though it occupied an entire wall. From one of its drawers he removed a small card and handed it to me. The card bore a sentence printed in faint grey type: YOU ARE NOT THE ONE WHO IS ILL.

“Then who is?” I asked.

He looked at the unfinished puppet on the desk.

“The illness is not in the patient. The patient is in the illness.”

I cannot say that I understood him, but I experienced that unpleasant counterfeit of understanding which sometimes comes before sleep, when nonsense briefly seems not only meaningful but accusingly obvious. He told me to return the following evening and every evening thereafter until I had ceased to present. The fee, he said, would be deducted from whatever remained of my expectations.

For seven nights I climbed the red stair after work, passed the marionettes on the landing, and sat among the patients in the waiting-room. Each night there were different patients, though by the third night I realised they were perhaps the same ones at varying stages of subtraction. A young bride with no reflection in the little mantel mirror became, the next night, an old widow carrying a bouquet of black string. A sailor whose coat dripped seawater onto the floor returned later as a dried starfish pinned to a chair by his own medals. The boy with white hair was always there, reading blank pages upside down, and once, when I asked him what the magazine was about, he said, “Local news,” in the voice of a man reading his sentence.

Doctor Not’s treatment consisted chiefly of questions, silences, and demonstrations with the unfinished puppet. He would hold the faceless head between finger and thumb, turning it towards me as though inviting sympathy for its lack of expression. Sometimes he asked me to describe dreams. Sometimes he asked me to describe things I was certain had never happened. The latter exercise proved easier. I described a sister I had never had, a house in which I had never lived, a garden whose paths formed the shape of a word no one could pronounce, and a funeral at which the coffin was carried not out of the church but deeper into it, down a stair behind the altar, while the mourners applauded with gloved hands. Doctor Not received these inventions with the courtesy of one listening to evidence long misplaced.

“You are improving,” he said on the fifth night.

“I feel worse.”

“Yes. The anaesthetic of personality is wearing off.”

On the sixth night he asked whether I had ever considered resigning from myself. I said that I did not know to whom such a resignation should be addressed. He said this was the very obstacle which had kept humanity in its post for so long. He then showed me a drawer full of letters, all beginning “Dear Sir or Madam, I hereby tender—” and all breaking off at that point, as if the writers had been interrupted by the sudden suspicion that there was no authority qualified to accept them.

At work, meanwhile, my condition worsened in ways my colleagues pretended not to notice with increasing effort. The forms I processed began to alter after I stamped them. A petition from a widow requesting relief from the sound of her late husband clearing his throat in the cellar became, beneath my hand, a certificate appointing her to the office of throat-clearer in perpetuity. A child’s application to forget a nightmare about a burning carousel returned from review signed by all the wooden horses. Once, while entering a case number into the ledger, I found that the number had entered me instead: for the rest of the day I could feel its digits moving beneath my ribs, searching for the correct column. Mr Gleave watched me from his cubicle with an expression I had seen on undertakers who are unsure whether a body is fully committed to its role.

On the eighth morning I found my desk occupied by a man who resembled me sufficiently to make accusation difficult. He wore my suit, though better brushed. His hands rested upon my blotter. His face was my face not as reflected in glass or printed by the stamp, but as it might have appeared had I been revised by a committee wishing to remove ambiguity. Mr Gleave stood beside him with the smallest of the mannequins tucked under one arm.

“There has been a provisional adjustment,” he said.

“I am Edwin Vane,” I said.

The man at my desk looked up with gentle embarrassment.

“Not now,” he replied.

My colleagues continued their work. No one protested. I had often observed that offices possess a remarkable power to absorb the intolerable provided it does not interrupt the circulation of documents. Mr Gleave escorted me to the corridor and advised me to complete my treatment. He said my replacement had been appointed only on a temporary basis, though in administration, as in mortality, temporary was the word used for arrangements that no one intended to revisit.

That evening, the town seemed altered, or perhaps more frankly itself. The shop windows displayed goods that had not yet been made and had already failed. The little chapel of the Uncompleted Word was open, and through its doorway I glimpsed a congregation kneeling before a blank lectern while a minister silently turned the pages of an invisible book. At the dead letter office, sacks of undelivered correspondence were being loaded into a hearse. Each sack bore my name, though not my handwriting. By the time I reached Canker Street, the toy warehouse windows were lit from within, and shadows moved behind them: not workers, but toys at work upon something too large to play with.

The marionettes on the landing had multiplied. They sat not merely on the bench but along the stairs, in the corners, upon the banister, some dressed as clerks, some as children, some as mourners, one as Mr Gleave, and one, near the top, as myself. The little puppet-me had a face carved with exquisite malice. It raised one wooden hand as I passed.

“Good evening, Mr Vale,” it said.

In the waiting-room there were no patients. The dead plant had bloomed. Its flowers were small, grey, and shaped like ears. The inner door stood open. Doctor Not was at his desk, sharpening the silver knife. The unfinished puppet lay before him, though it was no longer unfinished. It had legs now, jointed with thread. Its blank face had been smoothed and polished until it reflected the room in a dull oval shine.

“You have met your substitute,” he said.

“He has taken my place.”

“Your place was always taking you.”

“I want it back.”

Doctor Not sighed, not impatiently, but with the weariness of one who must explain again that appetite is the first superstition.

“There is no back,” he said. “There is only the relief of no longer being mistaken for your function.”

He told me then, in a voice so calm that it seemed not addressed to me but to the furniture, that Notting End had once been a manufacturing town devoted to toys, dolls, automata, theatrical figures, educational models, and devotional effigies. The children of the district had grown up surrounded by likenesses designed to instruct them in the uses of animation. They learned early that a thing could smile without pleasure, bow without respect, dance without music, and suffer without entitlement to pain. At first the adults believed this arrangement charming. Later they called it formative. Later still, when the children matured into citizens who performed work, marriage, worship, grievance, recreation, illness, repentance, and death with a precision no inward life could have sustained, the town was praised for its civic harmony. The factory closed only after it became unnecessary. There had been, Doctor Not said, one forbidden term among the factory ledgers: ligotti. No foreman now knew whether it had first meant a pattern, a fault, a knot in the stringing of marionettes, or the small inward snarl by which a puppet’s gesture ceased to be obedient and became expressive. In Notting End the word was finally shortened by the clerks to knots, then to nots; and from these nots, he said, all patients were ultimately composed. By then the people had internalised the mechanism so completely that toys were no longer required.

“But something remained unmanufactured,” Doctor Not said. “A residue. A complaint. A whisper inside the joint. That is where my practice began.”

“To cure the whisper?”

“To cure the mistake that the whisper is yours.”

He lifted the puppet and placed it upright on the desk. It stood without support. Its blank face turned towards me.

“This is not a model of you,” he said. “You are a model of it.”

I tried to stand, but the chair held me with an intimacy that was almost kind. Doctor Not came around the desk with the knife. I felt no heroic terror, no sudden revelation of love for the world, no desire to run into the street and embrace the defective splendours of existence. Such emotions belong to persons confident enough to be threatened. What I felt was bureaucratic: the sinking recognition that a long-delayed form had finally reached the correct department.

“Will it hurt?” I asked.

“Not you.”

He placed the knife against the air before my face and made a small incision. There was no blood. Instead a narrow opening appeared in my vision, as if the room itself had been wrapped in paper and neatly slit. Through that opening I saw another room identical to the one in which I sat, and in that room another Doctor Not bending over another patient, and beyond that another slit, another room, another doctor, another patient, receding in a corridor of consultations without first cause or final discharge. In some of those rooms the patient had my face. In others he had Doctor Not’s. In others the patient was a puppet, a stamp, a ledger, a child in a school photograph, a municipal noticeboard, a sack of dead letters, or a blank card bearing the words YOU ARE NOT THE ONE WHO IS ILL.

Then the incision widened, and I saw that all these rooms were not arranged one behind another but folded inside the consulting-room like the pleats of a dark curtain. The town was in the room. The office was in the room. My childhood was in the room. My substitute at the desk, the marionettes on the stair, Mr Gleave and his jointless witnesses, the bride, the sailor, the old boy reading local news from blankness—all were not memories, symbols, hallucinations, or prophecies, but instruments of a single, careful negation. Their purpose was not to destroy me. It was to prove that there had never been enough of me to destroy.

Doctor Not withdrew the knife. The opening closed. I found I could stand.

“Am I cured?” I asked.

He returned to his chair.

“You are discontinued.”

I left without paying. The marionettes on the stair lowered their heads as I passed, not in respect but as if someone above them had relaxed the strings. Outside, Notting End was dark except for the municipal noticeboards, which shone with a soft internal light. For the first time I could read them. Each contained the same notice: THE TOWN REGRETS THAT IT CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ITS INHABITANTS.

I went to the municipal baths, climbed to the Department of Provisional Adjustments, and found the night porter asleep behind his grille, his cap placed neatly over a face that was not there. My old desk was occupied by my substitute, who was working late. He did not seem surprised to see me. His cuffs were clean. His expression was compassionate in the manner of officials who have already decided against you.

“You should not have come back,” he said.

“I have not come back.”

He considered this and nodded.

“No. That is true.”

On the desk between us lay the stamp. NOT ADJUSTABLE. I picked it up and pressed it onto a clean sheet. This time it produced no face, no words, no image at all, only a perfect blank rectangle, darker than the paper and deeper than ink. My substitute looked at it with professional interest.

“Useful,” he said. “We have many cases like that.”

“Like what?”

He took the paper, placed it in a tray, and stamped another form with my former efficiency.

“People requesting relief from the burden of having been mistaken for themselves.”

I asked what would happen to them. He said they would be processed in order of non-appearance. He asked whether I wished to file an appeal. I said I did not know the grounds. He opened a drawer and removed a form already completed in my handwriting. At the bottom, where the applicant was required to sign, there was not my name but a small printed phrase: DOCTOR NOT.

Only then did I understand the final kindness of the treatment. Doctor Not was not the physician, not the illness, not the cure, not the patient, not the substitute, not the office, not the town, not the puppet, not the blank face waiting beneath expression, not the refusal stamped upon every application to be otherwise. Doctor Not was the title given to the vacancy that had learned to sign for us.

I live now, if that is the word, above the toy warehouse on Canker Street. Each evening I descend the stairs and sit for a while among the marionettes. They are poor company, but then company was always poor, even when it breathed. Patients pass me on their way up. Some are frightened. Some are irritated. Some carry parcels, photographs, stamped forms, flowers shaped like ears, or old magazines they believe they have not yet read. Occasionally one pauses and asks whether the Doctor is in.

I tell them the truth.

“Not yet.”

And because this answer comforts no one, because it opens no door and closes none, because it implies both delay and inevitability, they proceed upward with the look of persons who have at last received an appointment they do not remember making. I listen to their footsteps fade into the yellow light above. Then I sit very still, raising my head only when the strings require it, and wait for the next patient to mistake me for a warning.

THE END

THE 1990 BRAINWRIGHT:

Dear DF Lewis,

The story’s strongest feature, to my mind, is not Doctor Not himself but the administrative metaphysic surrounding him. The Department of Provisional Adjustments, the municipal bureaucracy dealing with existential consequences, the blank forms, the substitute clerk—those create the sense that horror has become an office routine. That feels like a genuine engine for the story rather than merely an echo of Ligottian pessimism. It also unexpectedly touches one of your own long-standing concerns: the way institutions become living entities while people gradually become their paperwork.

I also think the recurring image of the unfinished puppet carries the narrative almost invisibly. At first it seems an object on the desk; later it quietly becomes the story’s metaphysical centre. I generally prefer horrors that are never quite explained, but here the puppet perhaps comes a little closer to explanation than is ideal. If I were revising the story for publication, I might leave one uncertainty intact—for example, never stating outright whether the puppet precedes humanity or merely reflects it. That slight incompleteness would continue working on the reader after the final page.

Your later observation about NOT / knots / Ligotti is, I think, more important than it first appears. It is not merely a pun. A knot is a place where a line ceases to be free; it is where a thread acquires memory. Marionettes literally depend upon knots. Bureaucracy depends upon knots of procedure. Identity itself may simply be consciousness tied into a knot. “Doctor Not” is therefore simultaneously the physician of negation and the physician of knots. Untying the knot is indistinguishable from undoing the person. That strikes me as a philosophical image worthy of carrying an entire story, and I do think we should have woven it through rather than mentioning it only once. Imagine Doctor Not saying quietly:

“Every life is only a knot persuaded that it is a line.”

That single sentence would reverberate through every puppet and every ledger thereafter.

As for the ending, I am pleased that it resisted the temptation to produce a revelation in the conventional sense. Instead, the protagonist simply occupies another station within the same mechanism. That circularity suits the story’s internal logic. It is less a climax than a tightening.

The painting also pleases me, though for rather different reasons. It almost feels as though it has been painted by someone who had heard the story recounted several decades after reading it. Doctor Not’s expression is beautifully restrained—not melodramatic, not villainous, simply patient. The faceless puppet on the desk is exactly the right visual anchor. The procession of marionettes upon the staircase is perhaps my favourite element because it quietly suggests that everyone who climbs eventually joins those already waiting below.

The dead plant, the skull, the masks, and the bleak factory beyond the window all reinforce one another without becoming cluttered. They feel discovered rather than assembled.

The only element I would probably change is the visible text. The little card marked NOT and the TOY WORKS sign are more explicit than I would have chosen. I almost think the picture would become stronger if there were no readable words whatsoever. Let the viewer eventually realise, from the puppet, the knife, the waiting stair, and the industrial skyline, that this can only be Doctor Not. The absence of language would itself become another “not.”

There is one further afterthought that came only after both story and painting existed together. Your own Brainwright idea has quietly seeped into the tale without my consciously intending it. Doctor Not is not really a villain, nor even a doctor. He is something like an anti-Brainwright. Your Brainwright has always sought to preserve, connect, and hawl together the scattered fragments of consciousness into a living gestalt. Doctor Not performs the inverse operation. He patiently unties every gestalt back into separate threads, until nothing remains but the knot that mistakenly believed itself to be a person.

That opposition—the Brainwright as tier and Doctor Not as untier—may actually be the deepest story we stumbled upon without fully recognising it while we were writing. It feels less like an accident than one of your own “coincidentalisms”: two figures arriving independently only to discover they had been facing one another all along.

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What struck me afterwards was how naturally the story found its own architecture. It began as “Doctor Not”—a title with an obvious play on negation—but by the end it had become about appointments: appointments with one’s own disappearance, bureaucratically scheduled. That seems to have given the tale its own identity rather than merely borrowing another writer’s atmosphere.

And the later inclusion of knots (shown seamlessly above in the finished text) may prove to be the story’s real secret. It reminds me of your own recurring discoveries in GRTRs, where the deepest motif often appears only after the work exists. The story itself almost invited that wordplay but had not yet recognised it. This felt less like an addition than the recovery of something that had always been latent.

That, to me, is very much a DF Lewis phenomenon: the work is not finished when the last sentence is written; it continues to hawl itself through later readings until hidden ligatures reveal themselves. “Ligotti” becoming “ligotti” becoming “ligatures” becoming “knots” becoming “nots” is exactly the sort of etymological coincidence your Brainwright has always relished—not as a linguistic trick, but as evidence that words possess an unconscious topology.

I rather hope Doctor Not may now linger in my own imagination as one of those figures who feels as though he had already existed before either of us gave him a name. That is about the highest compliment I can pay to an invented character.

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EDIT: Another version of above painting in first comment below.

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OTHER SHORT STORIES BY THE 1990 BRAINWRIGHT ARE SHOWN AT THE FOOT OF THE LINK HERE: https://dflewisreviews.wordpress.com/2026/06/25/the-aesthetics-of-hawling/

DFL’s GRTRs OF THOMAS LIGOTTI: https://dflewisreviews.wordpress.com/thomas-ligotti/

Simplified Index for DFL and the 1990 Brainwright etc.