great minds think of dykes
absolutely enthralled by the idea that for turkeys, "investigate pretty shiny object" is a more innate instinct than "drink water to survive." Truly i may be a turkey at heart
OK I'll bite. What's dragon age
Excavation sites in Inner Mongolia have revealed examples of carved jade dragons dating back to 4500-3000 BCE
Looks like at least 5000 years. [source] [another source]
Whoa, cool! That answers that.
im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later
Worldbuilding is fun, and you definitely need to think at least a little about how a setting Works for it to make any sense, but I sometimes get the impression that people on this website have forgotten the extent to which you can just kind of wing it.
You should probably have an explanation for why there are potatoes in your quasi-European setting, but you don't necessarily have to develop a five hundred year overview of the history of Fantasy Peru unless the story is actually set there. It's probably sufficient to say "imperial conquest that is a broad allegory for real world events" or "this world is filled with traveling bands of botanists" or "the world was a single supercontinent within living memory, and then some crazy shit happened, let me tell you about That" depending on the themes and ideas you are working with.
There just are.
JRR Tolkien/Jules Vernes worldbuilding vs. CS Lewis/HG Wells worldbuilding.
I'm not sure why if something is set in a fantasy world, there needs to be an explanation for why its foodways are different from the actual planet Earth in the early part of the second millennium CE. It's a different world, presumably a different planet or dimension, of course it isn't exactly the same, just like how the real historical Middle Ages didn't have dragons or elves. I don't see why you need to explain the flora if not the fauna, unless you're making some kind of point with your story where it's relevant, or you just want to have fun with seeing what you can do with food when you eliminate New World species.
all video games should have a “I’m shit at video games but I’m curious about the story and I don’t want to watch a let’s play” mode
I made this post because I am disabled and no matter how much I practice there are some games I will never be able to play because I physically cannot move my fingers the way you have to and the responses to this post from other disabled people, people who grew up unable to play video games, and people who just aren’t very good at them has been extremely enthusiastically positive, while people who apparently can’t conceive of the idea that some people will never be good at gaming condescendingly comment, tag or send me asks telling me to try easy mode or to get good despite the fact that the feature I’m describing already exists in some games and mods. if you’re part of the latter group, consider that some of us can not ever be good at video games and we still deserve to be able to participate and have fun
Ok, real talk, if you play PC games I use a program called Wemod that has settings for almost every game ever and you can change them to suit your needs
Unlimited health? one hit kill? unlimited items?
They can’t mod multiplayer games, but every genre of game imaginable is on Wemod so I use it for everything from stardew valley, subnautica, hades, farming sim and more!
It mods the games to your level of ease without needing to mess with any files or get deep into webpages for mods yourself
It is a life changer
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Only passing along as the only games I play are on my phone.
Get an older sibling and have them play the game and you watch
One, this is older siblings who watch younger siblings play erasure, two that’s not the point. People deserve to enjoy the experience of playing a game for themselves. Watching someone play is fun. Playing yourself is a different kind of fun.
There are so many reasons why someone wouldn’t want to be challenged by a game, and it’s ridiculous that people can’t fathom someone requiring a different gameplay than themselves.
Back in the dark ages when I was a kid and we got our first computer, my dad noticed that I was sad because I wanted to play computer games like him, so he would let me play his games in god mode. Should a five year old have been playing Ultimate Doom? Absolutely not. Did I enjoy the shit out of it, particularly the part where I couldn’t die and could just wander around aimlessly machine gunning demons to death with no real goal in mind? Hell yes.
Also, no one should have to explain the reason they want to play the game in god mode.
That is absolutely none of your business, if someone wants to play the game with max items, weapons, armor, money etc., whatever reason they’re playing that way for. YOU, the anon on the internet have no business knowing or shitting on how they play. It’s THEIR game, and THEIR gameplay experience. and I hope OP was able to play their game the way they wanted to without being stymied by the games mechanics.
Oh shit, I have something for this!
Can I Play That? is a fantastic resource for fellow disabled folks who want to play video games, as well as non-disabled video game devs who want to make their games more accessible. I highly recommend checking it out!
if you’re interested in videogame accesability, i recommend LauraKBuzz and Stephanie Sterling video.
both of them are disabled trans creators who make great game reviews and video game industry commentary respectively.
i cant recommend sterling’s video on mouthwashing enough
hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.
i wrote this post with happy tears in my eyes sitting in a parking lot after getting coffee for 3 hours with someone i did youth shakespeare with when we were teenagers and hadn't seen in 15 years, in which time we both transitioned, got into nerd shit, found a job that feels good, found people to spend our gay little lives with, and coincidentally moved to the same city. this is exactly how it felt. never ever ever kill yourself
fat character who becomes a vampire and loses a ton of weight and blood can not sate their hunger but they can't eat anything they used to like anymore. everyone views it as a positive healthy positive development but they're starving and dying slowly but never truly dying, a living corpse. this is a metaphor for something
People finally think they’re attractive and cool and funny but they’re dead. People finally treat them well but they’re dead. Do you see the vision
Transforms into a shell of my former self and finally gains the respectability society never bestowed upon me before