Ah, April Fools’ Day, a silly holiday where retailers try to convince you that their Blu-ray dispensing machines will teleport to your house, and you’ll try to trick grandma into believing you accidentally melted her dentures in the microwave, and then everyone yells, “April Fools!”

And then grandma has a heart attack.

Well, this new book release isn’t a trick and it won’t give your grandma a heart attack but it’s sure to get her laughing until she does. It Came From the Trailer Park: Volume 3.5 is officially out today, and it’s filled with hilarious horror-comedy stories from Kevin J. Anderson, William Joseph Roberts, Philip K. Booker, Melissa Olthoff, Jennifer Roberts, and my new story, “She Ain’t No Vampire.” It goes like this:

Inspired by an early-2000s era TV show, Harley Duane-Bob Jenkins resolves to turn his troubled life around by doing good deeds for others, hoping that in return good fortune will came back to him—starting by rescuing his missing friend from a bloodthirsty vampire! But when he and his best friend, Zeke, set off on their dangerous quest, Harley quickly discovers everything he knows about vampires is made-up by Hollywood, and that the creature he’s hunting might not even be a vampire, after all.

It Came From the Trailer Park: Volume 3.5 will be the most fun you’ve had since that April Fools’ Day when you convinced your little sister that toad really was a prince, and she only has to kiss him 50 more times to turn him back! So head on over to Amazon and pick yourself up a copy before grandma buys them all!

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