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Signs of the times

December 12, 2025

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Signs of the times — canine edition

October 7, 2025

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You have been warned

September 17, 2025

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Signs of the times

August 20, 2025

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You have been warned

June 10, 2025

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Signs of the times

May 28, 2025

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Strange juxtapositions

May 21, 2025

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Hot cross puns — restaurant edition

May 7, 2025

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Signs of the times — Caturday edition

April 12, 2025

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You have been warned

April 9, 2025

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quote of the day

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face. —Mike Tyson
thought for the day

I ran for the first time with my Fitbit on. It detected me running and asked if my life was in danger, or if tacos were on sale for $1 again.
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