My 9-month-old roof
Is leaking onto my bed.
Oh, [bleep]. Monday? Check.
Monday, March 22, 2010 8:23 pm
Homeowner’s haiku
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009 11:27 pm
The Rude Pundit wants/your haikus on the New Year/to flesh out his blog
Info here (note that he doesn’t call himself “rude” for nothing). So far I’ve contributed these:
- It’s the banksters’ world,/We just live in it, thanks to/Barack Obama.
- Jail war criminals,/Starting with Bush. Don’t forget/Barack Obama.
- Where is all that change/we can believe in? I think/I want my vote back.
- Note to Barack fans:/”Better than worst prez ever”/is too low a bar.
- ’bout January/and the Panthers once again/are done for the year.
- No beer or junk food/to hold my attention so/I write poems for y’all.
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