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Wanted, dead or alive. Orion Metzger. 3000 cr.
First time? Read the general warnings.

Name: Orion Metzger. Sex: Male. Born: 1799, Northern Highdale. Height: ~180 cm. Looks: White hair, red eyes, pale skin, gangly.

Guilty of: Murder, cannibalism, rape, sodomy, sacrilige, arson, kidnapping.

Wanted, alive. Alfred the Wolf. 5000 cr.
First time? Read the general warnings.

Name: Alfred. Sex: Male. Born: 1778, Monclair. Height: ~250-300 cm. Looks: Grey fur, yellow eyes, hunchback, burly.

Guilty of: Murder, rape, robbery, graverobbery, sodomy, heresy, kidnapping.

Wanted, dead or alive. Little Red Hood. 1800 cr.
First time? Read the general warnings.

Name: Madeleine O'Mally. Sex: Female. Born: 1810, Highdale. Height: ~140 cm. Looks: Often masked, black hair, green eyes, dark skin, petite.

Guilty of: Murder, theft, witchcraft.

A coupon for Rochdale bath house. Allows for 7 baths: 1½ hour each, private rooms for 1-5 people. 2/7 are stamped as spent.

Huh. Someone pinned a bath house coupon here... And there's still 5 baths left unspent!? Jackpot!!!

A condom pinned to the bulletin board, directly through the middle. 3 more pins (without condoms) are around it.

Oh. No.

Felix
in Wysteria.
Felix fullbody

Everyone wishes he would just retire already, but Felix is a bartender, a waiter, a receptionist, a little bit too much of everything at The Rabbithole, the inn his family runs. His pisspoor attitude is the biggest reason it's never really a recommended stay, unless some out-of-towner really got on the locals' nerves.

Name
Felix
Species
moon elf
Birthday
16th of December, 1289
Height
169 cm
  • If you meet Felix during the day, your chances of being torn a new one is 90%... Moon elves are nocturnal, and generally thrive better at night. Alas, we live in a human's world! Bleurgh!
    • If you meet him during night, he's... still kind of a bitch, LOL, but he's more playful about it. He actually seems to have fun bugging people then.
  • Even if he's more attuned to the moon, he can often be spotted on the roof of the inn when he's taking a break from work. The sun does feel nice! owo)b
  • 533 year old curmudgeon. Gags at the crown. Groans about the introduction of magic licenses. Humans really can't stand being the underdog, huh? Gotta ruin the fun for everyone...

very important

I think this portrays his neurotic energy really well...

Well, if you manage to distract him from everything that pisses him off. (Which is... a lot of things...)

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