so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode

If House came out in the 2020s there would absolutely be an episode where House steals a vape from a teenage patient with the intent of mocking them and ends up getting really into it. Cuddy tries to stop him from vaping in the hospital but it turns out there’s a loophole in the anti smoking rules that mean e-cigs aren’t technically banned.

While Cuddy is on a mission to fix the rules, House is collecting the grossest, sweetest vape flavours he can find. Foreman’s pissed because House keeps blowing smoke in his face, Chase finds this really funny and Cameron is unsuccessfully trying to stage an intervention. Wilson just puts his hands on his hips and asks that House refrains from vaping in front of his lung cancer patients.

Somehow the episode ends with the reveal that cotton candy vape juice was the only thing keeping the patient alive and House’s vaping habit was actually genius medical research. Cameron and Wilson are relieved House doesn’t actually have a new addiction. Episode ends with House taking one last puff of his vape and then going to put in it the bin before reconsidering and pocketing it. This is never brought up again

and what if i said i’m fixating on that shitty homophobic doctor show. then what

they are 12 year old boys

kinda fucked up that im not a tv show character or like a 14 year old's oc Because i would've been really really good at that

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foreman and chase both inherited house’s judgy, cynical, and bitchy personality, but I feel like foreman is intellectually more similar to house and also has a similar ego but he’s like actually constrained by the fear of real world consequences and is less willing to break rules because of his own desires. This guy likes rules so much. Even when he doesn’t, he still relies on them because, among other things, he thinks that they will save him from becoming house. Chase is kind of the opposite. He is a talented doctor, but not quite as smart as house or foreman. He definitely seems to have more of house’s sense of humor, but he kind of feels like if house wasn’t burdened by tortured genius syndrome and chronic leg pain. But he also has house’s selfishness and his willingness to break and disregard rules to get what he wants. It’s just he doesn’t have house’s need to solve puzzles so he ends up not breaking rules as frequently as house does. Both characterizations make a lot of sense for both of these characters, especially taking into consideration the themes of race and privilege. Foreman is less willing to break rules because he knows firsthand what consequences are and that he will have to face them even if house won’t. It’s shown multiple times that house very much does not face the worst of any consequences, and is largely seen as untouchable due to his undeniable talent, but despite being pretty much second to house in talent, foreman won’t ever experience the privileges house does because of his race. However Chase is pretty much all privilege. If foreman is “the black guy”, then chase is, “Mr. Privileged”. It’s how he gets the job, he gets a slap on the wrist for murdering someone (albeit a dictator) and he ends up taking over as head of the dept after house (even though I think we were all expecting foreman to). Chase is definitely a talented doctor, but I don’t think anyone really considers him a genius like they might of house or foreman. how they are/become like house, and how they view that are very much tied up in their own identities and place in society. There are each other’s foils.

Ps

I think Cameron was originally supposed to be house’s foil, but Wilson is house’s true foil and she kind of ends up as a parallel to Wilson similar to the way that house is Parallel to Amber, so if chase is like one of two house lites, then I feel like this proves that hilson really does get together in every version and in every universe.

y'know, i've heard a lot about s6e10, but Nothing could've prepared me for the sheer amount of Gay infused into every moment of it??? like.

house getting defensive over wilson's friendship with tucker ("he doesn't even know your name! he calls you jim!" <- says the man who only ever calls him wilson or jimmy). house being open/mature with wilson about his feelings regarding cuddy+lucas.

the iconic, insane: "if you die, i'm alone." (fig. 1)

house sitting by wilson's bed throughout the entirety of his surgery recovery montage. wilson realizing that house was right about tucker and "actually, it's james."

them moving into a loft together (bought from wilson's second ex-wife, who, while married to him, felt that he was always there for house and never for her), specifically the loft that cuddy wanted to move into with lucas (because wilson was mad that she hurt house's feelings) ????????? THEY REALLY DON'T MAKE QUEERBAIT LIKE THIS ANYMORE.

fig. 1

mfw

The first time I watched this episode I was going inzaneeee with all the gayness, Tucker saying that shit of "The person you want when you're dying isn't the same person you want when you're living" and Wilson beeing like ??? Tf are you saying??? Cause he wants House by his side ALWAYS, in life and death (or when he thinks he might die) and that's why he asks him to be with him when they put him down for the surgery and that's also why he buys the apartment for them, because he also wants to keep living by his side and OMG THIS SHOW IS INSANEEEE

This is probably one of the gayest episodes on House, and it's called "Wilson"...

I rest my case your honor

well, at least i have strong values and principles (bisexuality)

oh to be a vampire's chosen in a club that only plays 2000's industrial and darkwave

is anyone else seeing this????? HELLO????????

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