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lamento decirles que se me ocurrieron gijinkas para la fuerza área argentina

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  • A-4 Fightinghawk: Las vio todas. Tiene una campera llenísima de medallas y cicatrices por todos lados. Sonríe pese a todo. No le preguntes la edad.
  • IA 58 Pucará: Petisa, tremenda, cordobesa. Te va a buscar pelea aunque midas dos veces más que ella. Tiene casi tantas medallas como Fightinghawk.
  • IA 63 Pampa: Chiquita, con casco y botas que no le entran. Es piola y linda, pero medio torpe.
  • Hércules: El grandote del grupo, probablemente las puede llevar a todas con un brazo. Callado pero sorprendentemente nerd, se la pasa hablando de biología marina.
  • F-16: Una cheta que vino de Dinamarca. Encima libertaria. Todavía están procurando enseñarle a tomar mate.
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Reblogged elbiotipo
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*in the 2020s* he would do numbers on twitter *in the 2010s* he would get shares on his blog *in the 1990s* he would be a wiz on the multi-user dungeon *in the 1950s* he would get ratings on the television *in the 1930s* he would command the masses on the radio *in the 1880s* he would do dots and dashes on the telegram *in the 1790s* he would do arm signals on the semaphore *in the 1600s* his prints would be distributed widely *in the 1400s* he would sound the trumpet in battle *in the 700s* his words would be passed down by oral tradition *in the 300s* he would do smoke signals in the sky *in the neolithic* his artifacts would enter the archeological record *in the pliocene* his bones would be preserved in the sediment *in the mezozoic* he would do permineralization in mineral rich groundwater *in the paleoarchean* he would facilitate recombination of his genome *in the hadean* his molecules would self replicate in the early ocean *in the matter dominated era* his stellar nursery would collapse into a star and an orbiting cloud of dust *in the cosmological dark ages* quantum fluctuations in his density would form the first cosmological structures *10^-32 seconds after the big bang* his elementary particles would dominate in baryogenesis *in the plank epoch* he would do cosmic inflation in the energy dense early universe *10^-43 seconds after the big bang* he would be

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Reblogged broosepayne
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*Dick crashes out while on patrol and beats someone within an inch of their life*

Bruce: Dick might be a little bit fragile after last night, so let’s try to be sensitive.

Jason: Oh, believe me- I am going to be nothing but nice to Dick from now on. If he snaps and goes on a rampage, who do you think he’s coming for first?

Bruce: He’s not going on a rampage.

Tim: I bet he’d let me live. He likes me.

Damian: I’m just gonna say it. I never trusted him.

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Reblogged prontaentrega
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the sad thing about the episode where squidward teaches an art class is that spongebob receives greater recognition despite having no creative vision. his work is technically impressive, but his otherwise powerful imagination fails him, and thus he churns out derivative slop. the thomas kincaid of the sea.

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perhaps it is inevitable that a young man who views minimum wage toil as A Calling would, without even realizing it, fall prey to reactionary narratives of what makes art "great." spongebob would be the perfect fascist subject - but a fascist state, ironically, could never accept him, since he is effeminate and physically weak

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Reblogged spoonyviking
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Conall came up out of the ship to where Leborcham was, and he welcomed her. “Welcome to you, o kingly warrior,” said Leborcham, and she said it in this way, with her hand in the hand of Irial son of Conall, and she went under his protection. “You have news, Leborcham?” “It is big news,” said Leborcham, “Cú Chulainn has fallen by the men of Ireland.”

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