Look at my art! @gumi-artpoidd

you heard her. how dare you not capitulate the second you realise who you're up against.

fun fact: in this scuffed AU i've made, this makes Faust Ahab's daughter and it also makes Ishmael her adopted sister. do with that what you will (because i don't know how to elaborate on this ><)

never forget to perv on your friends

the vast majority of diy an average person needs in their life for basic maintenance is absolutely dogshit easy

if you have like 5 hand tools and a can-do attitude congrats. youve solved 90% of your home maintenance problems. theres no need to ask and wait for other ppl to do it for you, or got forbid pay out the ass for maintenance guys. this is my universal advice for city dwellers

actually im not done. the 5 hand tools are a claw hammer, a screwdriver (the kind with swappable bits), combination pliers, an adjustable wrench, and a tape measure. now all you need is a phone with internet. go to yt and type in "how to do x". watch a 5 min video showing you how to do it. do it. congrats. you are now the handyman of the house and the world is your oyster

obligatory disclaimer for the piss on the poor website though. dont fuck with electricity if you dont know what youre doing, and save plumbing issues for later when youre not so green anymore. ok now go and be free

YOU should put the tights on

Jackie Urbanovic, 1996

Mated turtles share their shells!

Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

flask reaction

i've had multiple people say something related to a bong so here's defoko about to hit it

thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed

Sometimes I just giggle to myself about this

lying in front of the street cleaner

did the street cleaner believe you?

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

bored! at the airport