when you’re sad think about my bara tiddies ok?

anyone wanna beat each other up and then fuck raw in a 7/11 parking lot later tonight

"Top or bottom?" I say we wrestle and do whatever feels good????

for @katsigian's coronado pullover ft. @glitchinginthegarden's gil

[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

yeah man don’t worry about him. that guy’s all baja and no blast if you get what i mean

just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

my love language is acts of service! 😚 (indiscriminate killing on command)