let's boil uncle in water to reduce his essence into a tincture

We gotta stop treating all viewpoints as equal because some of us aren’t even interacting with the same reality at this point

#BelieveWomen

plans are particles. they change and adapt. i didn't intend to spend 4 hours in the dark tunnel and take an edible I found in my backpack, but saturday guided my hand and here we are

i might have fallen asleep in the tunnel but i had nemo guarding me so it's fine

Northernlion if he was a Wizard

"When am I gonna do wizard stuff? You're watching it right now man. This is it."

Laughs "Look man, that was last month. This is now. You gotta understand the role of violence in the cycle if you're ever going to thread the needle of your will into the tapestry of fate."

"Okay first of all, I don't even know who this guy is. Second of all, you gotta remember that wizard duels are fought across the entirety of reality and the victor is decided long before the challenge is ever issued. But I guess no one ever taught you that."

"No I'm just saying that there's a reason why I'm the one doing spells and you're the one watching me from your mom's laptop. No shame or anything."

"Alright buddy, you're getting annoying. Mods, send this guy to the mind prison where he has to fight a shadow doppelganger representing his deepest insecurities to escape"

Failing to hold back laughter "Okay to be fair to that last guy, I gotta send you to the mind prison too. But I'm gonna give you thirty seconds to find a weapon to bring in with you because I have to admit that one was pretty funny"

"People They Make Things Because Of Other People Its For Their Reasons. But Nowadays Its Like Its Hidden And You Have To Look Close Just To Remember Okay So People Made These Things"

- Karl Marx

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

white baby i must warn you that your mount is quite scary

cosmo wanda I wish for every eletronic device in america to play "ragebaiting my fat dog pt 20" at max volume