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The creator of famous webcomic"Dan and phil has died"

we are saddened togay to mourn the death of famous cartoonist and creator of the Series; 'Dan and Phil'; who has sadly passed away despite being Pro Life. A memorial service will be heald on the Kirin Tor server at frostmane hold in dun moroh. We are monitoring his condition at this time and awatiing updates from the medical staff

Modern humorists are telling me we don't call them Bitches anymore, I will take the honorable way out

The Amish Mr beast is giving away heirloom tomatoes and shit making his nephews spend weeks turning butter so they can have a chance to win the Squid Games

I've been cheating on my bitch 80000 years she don't even know cus I been using the letters to make century eggs

You are my most loyal friend and greatest warrior, we have surpassed our enemy together and for that I love you more than the kingdom we've built

The last person I felt any emotion with told me that in our time together (😺 Years) they were convinced I was incapable of being a person

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