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I love horror comedies and am ecstatic with the surge of movies we've seen in this subgenre. But most are lacking on the horror side. They're more fun than scary. Death of a Unicorn does the horror side well. There are a few moments that gave me OG Jurassic Park vibes with the tension/suspense.

The comedy side is strong but inconsistent. Some attempts I found hilarious while others fall flat, but not to the point of cringe. I enjoyed the entire cast as well as the visually unique characters.

I do want to point out a couple standouts. One is, to no one's surprise, Jenna Ortega. She has become a full-blown star and has taken the mantle of horror queen like none other. And Will Poulter, once known as the weird eyebrows dude from We're the Millers, continues to impress with vastly differing characters.

I had a fun time with this movie and think most fans of the subgenre will as well.

(1 viewing, opening Thursday Dolby Cinema 3/27/2025)

After being disappointed by almost every 2025 release, I was very excited after seeing the opening scene of Heart Eyes. It seemed to set the tone with both the sense of humor and the violence.

Unfortunately, the opening scene is BY FAR the best part of the movie. The rest is terrible. The remaining comedic attempts are unfunny. And there are so many dumb things to make fun of. My rating continued to decrease the longer the movie went on.

If you want a better example of horror leaning towards action, watch Malignant instead. If you want a better example of horror leaning towards tongue-in-cheek comedy, watch Founders Day instead.

(1 viewing, 3/23/2025)

Dark comedy is one of my favorite genres. And everything about the premise of Borderline makes it seem like something I should love. But I found almost no enjoyment or entertainment from watching it.

The mix of horror (barely) and comedy just doesn't work. The tone feels off. Nearly every comedic attempt falls flat (except for one involving practicing for an audition lol).

Idiotic character decisions are common in these types of movies. But here, it's not so much the decisions being idiotic as it is the script just not making sense. There are multiple parts where I thought I missed something, rewatched the previous scene, and realized I wasn't missing anything, the movie is just dumb.

I really hope Samara Weaving can start getting some major theatrical roles. She's too good for this garbage.

(1 viewing, 3/14/2025)