kongen jacob
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This is one of the worst movies of all time.
Someone - probably the director - must have told the actors that if they do something slowly, it indicates thought, feelings or something... and the actors must then have though "good idea". They do everything slowly - walk, talk, think...
You keep seeing this midsized building in which they are walking up the stairs, but how can it take so long? oh well they do everything slowly...
It has meaningless lines, delivered slowly and badly. They torture us with bad cut scenes, awful camera handling, awful effects and bad music/sound.
This is terrible, it does nothing for me - except for being annoying. Maybe it is supposed to be controversial, provocative, blasphemous or something; it accomplishes none of this. Forget this title and find something more interesting.
Someone - probably the director - must have told the actors that if they do something slowly, it indicates thought, feelings or something... and the actors must then have though "good idea". They do everything slowly - walk, talk, think...
You keep seeing this midsized building in which they are walking up the stairs, but how can it take so long? oh well they do everything slowly...
It has meaningless lines, delivered slowly and badly. They torture us with bad cut scenes, awful camera handling, awful effects and bad music/sound.
This is terrible, it does nothing for me - except for being annoying. Maybe it is supposed to be controversial, provocative, blasphemous or something; it accomplishes none of this. Forget this title and find something more interesting.
...wasn't! I was very excited when I first heard about this movie. I have read some of the AVP comics from black horse and really enjoyed them. I was looking forward to some Alien vs. Predator vs. SpaceMarine action and I must say that I feel that I've been let down.
The story or should I say bad excuse for the movie, really is bad. The relationships (trying not spoil here - watch it you'll know) in the movie are so lousy ideas for a story that I almost cried.
After seeing all Alien movies and the Predator movies one have some to expect certain things and elements from such movies - the chill of some of the alien movies, the action, the seriousness of the aliens/predators. None of these elements are fully lived up to in this movie! The effects and the acting in this movie isn't that bad but still far from great... watch something else.
The story or should I say bad excuse for the movie, really is bad. The relationships (trying not spoil here - watch it you'll know) in the movie are so lousy ideas for a story that I almost cried.
After seeing all Alien movies and the Predator movies one have some to expect certain things and elements from such movies - the chill of some of the alien movies, the action, the seriousness of the aliens/predators. None of these elements are fully lived up to in this movie! The effects and the acting in this movie isn't that bad but still far from great... watch something else.