A woman and her best friend go on a crime spree to rob her husband and escape her marriage.A woman and her best friend go on a crime spree to rob her husband and escape her marriage.A woman and her best friend go on a crime spree to rob her husband and escape her marriage.
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There's no doubt that actors sit around and laugh about the terrible films they've been in. They take the roles for money to buy a new boat, or just to keep themselves visible to audiences, or whatever.
Tom Sizemore has proven himself capable in major films like "Saving Private Ryan," "Pearl Harbor," and others. Here, he is slumming big time. I can imagine having a beer with Sizemore and talking about this movie. I'm sure he would readily admit that it's a total loser, and he ought to be ashamed of himself for being in it. "But the paycheck was good and the shooting schedule was short," he would say.
This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Not only was the script apparently written by a 12 year old, but there are actually glaring bloopers that the director didn't even bother to correct. The acting is wooden (Sizemore included). The cinematography is sloppy.
I can't believe I'm wasting so many words on this piece of garbage. But sometimes, watching, watching a terrible flick can be instructive. It's a good way to learn what not to do as a filmmaker.
There are "good" bad movies and just plain bad ones. This one is in the latter category.
Tom Sizemore has proven himself capable in major films like "Saving Private Ryan," "Pearl Harbor," and others. Here, he is slumming big time. I can imagine having a beer with Sizemore and talking about this movie. I'm sure he would readily admit that it's a total loser, and he ought to be ashamed of himself for being in it. "But the paycheck was good and the shooting schedule was short," he would say.
This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Not only was the script apparently written by a 12 year old, but there are actually glaring bloopers that the director didn't even bother to correct. The acting is wooden (Sizemore included). The cinematography is sloppy.
I can't believe I'm wasting so many words on this piece of garbage. But sometimes, watching, watching a terrible flick can be instructive. It's a good way to learn what not to do as a filmmaker.
There are "good" bad movies and just plain bad ones. This one is in the latter category.
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I think I just watched 5.5 million USD get laundered. Like if the producers was more of a drama-doc than a fictional story.
The movie has a good plot but the acting is horrible. And how could the producer not notice that there's a blooper in the movie when the suspects are being chased by the cops. They are in a Chrysler 200 at first but in one scene they were in a Ford Focus and then back to the Chrysler 200 when they finally lose the cops and let the cheerleaders/ hostages go free. And then when the suspects throw an explosive and it looks like it slides under the cops car but then another car blows up that came out of nowhere. It's really noticeable and yet the producer thought that no one would notice? Well i guess he thought that "what the heck, no one will be watching this movie anyway, so no one will notice". Ha ha ha! Well i did.... So funny!
The director, producer and all involved in this dumpster fire of a movie should be banned from the movie industry. This was an Assault on me!!!
If zero stars was an option I'd go with that. Don't waist an hour and fifteen of you life on this movie. It's seems like a tv show the acting is crappy plot sucks. I'm telling you Just don't do it.
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- TriviaThe firefighters seen as extras are mostly portrayed by professional firefighters who are members of Cromwell Firefighters Local 4662. Other firefighters seen are volunteer members of the Cromwell Fire Department.
- GoofsThe lady's were driving a Chrysler during the big robbery. It turned into a Ford during the chase then back into a Chrysler after they got away.
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- Budget
- $5,500,000 (estimated)
- Runtime
- 1h 30m(90 min)
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