Kurt Metzger: White Precious

Kurt Metzger - Comic: Let's just figure out some ground rules with this crowd... so just I know what's ok. What do you guys think is the worst curse word is to say? Audience: "Cunt!" Yeah. You answered that very quickly and that was the right answer. The C word. Oh, it's a terrible word. That's the one my mom told me to never say. I wasn't even saying it. She just kicked open the door to my room... "DON'T SAY CUNT! PLEEEASE!" Very important to her. But it is the worst word, right? You guys look like a nice... are you a couple? If I call her that, you're gonna have to fight me right now. You. You're gonna have to climb on this stage... guy who kind of look like Bruno Mars... and fist fight me. That's gonna happen... calling people cunt. But... if I call you a dick, she don't have to do nothin'. She'll just laugh at you and also call you a dick. Ya know? There on tv... they're gonna bleep all the cunts I just said, but dick, that's gonna come right over the air. Me calling you dick. And what are you even gonna do about it? Nothing, cuz you're a dick... that's what! Is that fair to you? It's not. That is not fair. Right? Because that's the same insult as cunt. That's not a different insult. "You are genitals". That's the same message of insult. But cunt is SOO much worse for some reason. Why is that? I'll tell you why. It's because dick is also a nickname... and that is why. It just comes down to that. It could be Richard, so... There ya go. Nobody's like,"I'm Catherine... BUT CALL ME CUNT!" Nobody says that? Really? "Can I call you Cathy?" "CATHY? That's my mom's name. I'mmmmmm Cunt."