Body Keepers

Well well well, yet another example of what is so bad with US horror movies on a low budget. I could have acted sooooo much better.

I am a HUGE fan of Tommy Wiseau's so bad it's good masterpiece The Room. Body Keepers is good in much the same way. The gay best friend is so over the top it's hilarious. The b*tchy goth girls are so "I hate everything" that you'll be cringing in your seat. There's long scenes of people getting drunk. The f-bomb is dropped every time a character can't think of a good comeback (which is often). All of the acting is really cheezy except by the extras, a lot of the speaking extras are decent. There's one point where the boyfriend, Tanner, is watching some marine vs. zombie movie and his girlfriend asks him what he's watching. He just stares into space and we cut back to the marine vs zombie show. I guess he didn't even know what he was watching. I couldn't stop laughing at this part.

I often hear bad editing thrown around by amateur film critics but have you ever seen a movie where there's a blank screen placed in the middle of changing camera angles? I don't mean like a transition shot, I mean there are like two frames ACTUALLY MISSING between changing angle. The characters argue in class and call each other names and the teacher is just like "yeah, okay." Speaking of the teacher, I thought this guy looked familiar and it turns out he was in a JonBenet Ramsey documentary and a hitman movie I saw a few years ago ALSO made in Colorado. I guess the Colorado film community is pretty small.

Anyway, if you want a good laugh, pour yourself a highball, call up your buddies, and strap in for Body Keepers.

Ha - Even with this film being so, so, so, so, so crap, I watched it all. I can confirm that it is absolute crap, with crappy, crappy acting, a crappy, crappy plot and a crappy, crappy everything else. What the hell possessed me to watch it all, I really don't know.

By the way, clearly the 10 ratings are fakes. No way is it a 1 even - but IMDB doesn't provide 0s or negative ratings.

So guys and gals, watch something else, but definitely not this!

There is nothing good that can be said about this movie,from go to whoa it is an absolute stinker in every way,shape and form.The script is awful,the camera work is awful and the acting is just woeful,it was just my stubborness to watch any movie I start from beginning to end so that I can leave an honest review that kept me at it,an absolute relief when it ended as badly as it began.Whatever you do,steer well away from this pile of dung.

Even for an indie movie the script was just bad... The first scene was so dumb...