Try Not to Cum

These two lengthy "Modern-Day Sins" vignettes are quite poor, a fact hinted at by their designation in the sub-series named "Cum Gluttons". Both date back to 2022 and their VOD appearance three years later is a non-event.

"Try Not to Cum Challenge" is gonzo crap, with the talent all trying to keep a straight face. Premise is: Nathan Bronson's suffering from premature ejaculation, so his tattoo-heavy girlfriend Rocky Emerson enlists her two pals Vanna Bardot and Emma Hix to help out by staging a reverse gang-bang that supposedly will help Nathan hold on longer.

He naturally objects, feeling insulted, but gives in and is pretty much passive for the duration of the 50-minute-plus clunker. I guess being able to hump for 40 minutes after previously popping out in seconds is par for the course, but this scene is really dumb.

Brit star Jasmine Jae saves the other vignette, convincingly playing a martinet of a high school teacher, who calls three of her teen students on the carpet for misbehavior, including passing dirty notes about her in class. She challenges them to put their money where their mouth is, and the result is a gang-bang for Jae in the classroom.

The guys can't act but Jae is terrific in staying in character. Definitely a case of overkill: wasting JJ's fine acting on a strictly gonzo scene.