You Promised

This Devil's Film DVD draws upon two Adult Time/Gamma Entertainment series of dubious merit to yield a stupid set of "romantic" sex vignettes.

Main series is "Kiss Me/Fuck Me", which believe it or not was nominated for a best series award. Are you kidding me? However, the telltale sign here is that no script credit is ever given for this low-brow junk.

Kenna James and Seth Gamble star in "Tell Them You'll Call Back", a one-joke rom-com in which the couple is in bed when her mom calls. Seth is anxious to get on with the sex, so we have some time of mom still on the phone with her during lovemaking. A real knee-slapper porn cliche.

Maya Woulfe and Nathan Bronson are featured in "She Makes It Exciting", playing co-workers doing overtime in their office to meet a boss's deadline. Maya breaks up the pressure by seducing him. Yawn!

Title segment has Olivia Jayy cast as the other woman, at a motel tryst with married man Ken Feels, who isn't ready to leave his wife. They make love anyway. BFD.

As if to make these three lame scenes seem better by comparison, the DVD is completed with a dumb segment from the "Go Stuck Yourself" series. It has no title or crew credits. Alex Grey gets her hair stuck in the laundromat dryer and can't get out. The owner Seth Gamble (yes, another chance to see the overworked stud in action) doesn't want to help her, but the sight of her bare behind (she took off her panties to wash & dry them, of course) is more than enough to get him to f*ck her. Her hair comes loose magically on cue in time for half an hour of gonzo sex.