Hole in One

Three more Transfixed episodes (dating from 2023) make their way to the DVD market.

In the title segment Lucy Hart does a disservice to herself -the former Lance Hart recently embarking on a new career as a trans-female performer improvises quite poorly and is not styled attractively at all (right down to a crummy blonde wig) in this failed attempt at comedy.

She plays the girlfriend of April Olsen, who is dressed nattily to head out on the links, for a date playing golf with her superiors in old-fashioned networking with her bosses in hopes of winning a promotion.

Lucy, claiming experience as a former caddie, volunteers to teach her how to play golf, so they head to the bedroom to practice putting. Several failed double entendres later (how many bad puns can you make around the word "hole"?), they are humping and the show climaxes with an unseen creampie. Credit the directing team of Michael Vegas and Siouxsie Q for a truly terrible job.

In "Settled Out of Court", Christy Love and Gracie Jane are lawyers and friends, who meet to put the finishing touches on a settlement which ends a litigation in which they represent clients on opposite sides. But these friends celebrate the settlement with sex.

Gracie is odd casting as a lawyer, as her extreme tattoos, which cover her neck, creeping towards her face are unlikely to win the confidence of clients. But her big breasts and big dick are what count here, as she humps away on slim Christy. Love, whose name always reminds me of that '70s female cop series "Get Christie Love!", puts on a Squirting exhibition during her sex scene with Gracie that is ridiculous by even porn standards. Her shooting a fountain of liquid (likely Poland Spring or Evian, maybe Fiji) into the air for a considerable length of time contradicts the Porno Notion that this is a special female secretion. Reality is closer to the use of a turkey baster to introduce that liquid into Love's body prior to the director yelling "Action!".

Starting with a sultry mood enhanced by a moody jazz score, this TS romance from Bree Mills is better than usual, and missing just -je ne sais quoi - to make it a real winner.

Usually I would say the script is "deceptively simple", but in the case of "In the Pocket" it's just simple. Rachael Cavalli is shooting pool solo, when tall TS actress Janie Blade wanders over and once Rachael establishes that the lady is there alone ("my girlfriend isn't here") the buxom MILF goes into full cougar mode.

"Let's play strip pool", she suggests, and soon she's lying across the pool table with Janie pounding her with her big cock. The only surprise is that directors Siouxsie Q and Michael Vegas mysteriously don't deliver a money shot (or creampie for that matter) at the end. Was it on the cutting room floor? Did Bree omit it from her script? Or did Janie fail to launch, an issue with many a TS star (especially those more comfortable as bottoms). In any event, I've never been a fan of porn's insistence on cliches like "it all ends with a cum shot", so I can hardly complain.