Essex Vendetta

I can't even give this a star, can you do minus stars please?, omg don't waste your time the story line is terrible, the editing and locations mismatched, one minute Danielle westbrook is in England then she's in Malta planting the drugs in what is clearly a porsche cayenne with beige leather, then he gets nicked with the drugs clearly in an audi q3 with black leather, you should have done what the girl o reception said and don't bother hiring a car walk around and see malta!,, this film isn't worth the 1.5 hrs you'll never get em back lol, fair play to Danielle westbrook though she can still act!

Terrible acting, terrible camera work, don't waste your life watching it

I think you struggle with this one, because Essex Vendetta starts so positively, then all of a sudden your on a crash course of awfulness.

The editing is diabolical, sound mix..... what sound mix. The attack on a Russian hairdressing assistant its creatively shocking, an editing abortion so shocking my five year old son could do better.

Westbrook appears off her nut on drugs, alcohol or something else. Rhodes plays the same character she always plays, McKell does his best Dennis Waterman a'la Little Britain sings the theme tune, writes the theme tune, acts in the film, writes the story.

The film feels like it was made up as they went along, the Maltese locations swapped sometimes for Maldon, the rest actually in Malta.

Despite the poor editing, poor acting, and poor script, the worst part of the movie is the awful sound, recorded and "mixed" I use the term lightly terrible.

Definitely a film to avoid.

The movie was made realistically and the actors/actresses were becoming of the roles given them. There were some dragging dull parts but altogether, the movie had a story to tell... Spencer kept up to his character in the same manner that his wife did as well. The approach on how the movie was made was good, making a viewer see characters closely.

So bad it's brilliant. We laughed at the acting, dialogue, sound mixing, and story all the way through.

One of those films that you can only watch ironically. Best bit was the inaudible monologue in the chapel by the main protagonist, and opening stabbing scene on the steps. We laughed so much we wept.

Pure unintended comedy gold.