Minecraft, le film

The story is weak, the villain is forgettable, and the humor just doesn't land. I only laughed twice the entire time, and even that felt like a stretch. With five writers involved, you'd expect at least a few clever moments, but instead we get tired, recycled jokes that either go nowhere or get dragged out until they're painful. Jack Black is doing his usual over-the-top shtick, and Jason Momoa feels like he's in a completely different movie, awkwardly bouncing between fake tough guy and loud, screaming goofball. A couple of silly bits might get a smirk, but overall it's an obnoxious, lazy, and tone-deaf adaptation. One of the most forgettable video game movies I've seen in a while.

As a longtime Minecraft player, I've waited years for this movie-and while it didn't blow me away, it didn't disappoint either.

The film delivers solid humor and entertainment, backed by impressive CGI. Jack Black and Jason Momoa absolutely shine, but the story falls short with flat character development and a predictable, overly shallow plot that could have been so much more.

If you are looking for peak cinema with in-depth meanings and inspirations, I do not recommend watching this movie.

But if you are just looking for a simple, fun, and enjoyable movie, this might be the one for you.

7/10.

If Sonic is an 8 this is barely a 4. 5 if I am being generous. It's clear that many 15 year olds enjoy the movie because of the social aspect and the memes and game references, but those alone do not support a good movie.

The visuals are actually really good, but ultimately the story is possibly one of the most cringe-worthy media i have ever consumed. She hulk looks like Oppenheimer compared to this. There is comedy, and then there is farce, and this one is much closer to farce than actual comedy.

I think one thing Sonic movie did a lot lot better than the minecraft movie is that while it makes a lot of game references and also juvenile humor, ultimately it tries to tell a coherent story with structure. Same wth Mario movie. Meanwhile, this movie feels extremely lacking in actually trying to tell a story that makes sense in itself. The acting didn't really help either, I can see Jack Black and Jason Momoa really trying, but quite frankly I didn't really enjoy their characters a lot.

Directed by Jared Hess and written by an astounding six writers, this is obviously an adaptation to a video game that is the last game on earth you would think would have a movie adaptation.

This plot is simple. Four individuals get sucked into a portal that takes them to the Overworld, where they have to find a way out. By video game adaptation standards, this is incredibly straightforward and I'm extremely grateful for that. For whatever reason, so many writers try to over complicate plots to adaptations, which sinks so many of them.

I don't want to spoil much but I will say this is not your typically structured film, which seems very much the intention. It's Jack Black and Jason Momoa teaming up, so there was no way this was going to stick to tradition and that's what makes it enjoyable.

It really doesn't try to deflect from the fun at all. There's not a lot of drama here. It sprinkles a little in, but nothing that's going to suck you in. They want the rest to do that.

The world is big and colorful and really fits the game. The effects aren't perfect by any stretch of the imagination but that sort of fits the game as well, which makes it work.

The cast is wonderful. Everyone is just so committed and into it, which is a joy.

So overall, it's fun period. I'm not entirely sure what most were expecting. Were people expecting the Godfather or something? No, it's Minecraft, it's a simple game that's fun. Anyone expecting this movie to be anything else were raising the bar way too high.

The film is quirky and somewhat stays true to the game. The cast is unhinged to the point where it works. Sure there are some cliches here with the story and then as well as character flaws but the film paces itself well and delivers a well rounded family film. Jack Black does the absolute best with what he is given as well as Jason does. Both of them lead the project with grace. As for some of the supporting characters, they seem to have a few tropes that were heard of before. I've played Minecraft for 10+ years and this is the best version of film we're going to get at this high of budget. Is the film perfect, no. But it is indeed quite enjoyable.